Little Harry Potter Ain’t So Little Anymore

Let’s say it together, shall we?

By Jess

He’s only 18…he’s only 18…

Daniel Radcliffe, the newly legal star of those Harry Potter films, is all grown-up and getting naked.

Earlier this year, DR took it all off for a London production of Equus, a dark play that involves Radcliffe’s character, a naked stable girl, and some uncomfortable closeness with horses. This coming September, audiences all over the globe will be able to see Radcliffe lose his virginity in a new film called December Boys.

Obviously, someone wants us to see him as more than just a broomstick clutching wizard.

Valued in the Sunday Times’ Rich List at over $18 million (millions that are managed by his parents. How cute), DR is poised to become one of the youngest sugar daddies we’ve ever seen, and if his career continues to flower, may someday be richer than the princes of England.

So what’s better than an insanely rich boy on the cusp manhood who loves his parents and enjoys taking his clothes off? Almost nothing. That combination makes it easy to ignore the fact that he bares a strange resemble to pint-sized Elijah Wood and allows people to take pictures of him in leather vests.

Don’t worry, Danny. There are heaps of girls just waiting to make a well dressed—and well sexed—man out of you.