Miss NJ Revealed as Attention Whore (Not Real Whore)

Miss New Jersey Amy PolomboAfter days of excruciating buildup, Miss Garden State has finally released those controversial photos of herself.

Vanessa Williams she’s not. In fact, the photos, which depict a clothed Miss NJ stretching and breast-feeding her boyfriend, are way lamer than most photos I see go up on Facebook everyday — including my friend Anthony’s 47 albums dedicated to his semester in Budapest.

So what’s the big deal? I can only conclude that Miss NJ is a big, fat attention whore, scheming to steal America’s heart and crown by overcoming this horrible media adversity with grace and politesse. She might have had something if the pics were of her shooting up in the slums of Trenton with a gaggle of trannies, but spreading your jean-clad legs for a photo is not exactly controversy. It’s called flash photography. (Photo Slideshow after the jump)

Sorry, Miss NJ, but until you get yourself in some real trouble, we’re just not gonna care. In the meantime, you’re a big disappointment. If you really want to be famous, learn something from that former Miss USA, why don’t you.

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4 Comments on "Miss NJ Revealed as Attention Whore (Not Real Whore)"

  1. Danny says:
    Thu, 12th Jul 200710:49 am 

    Harmless little photos. Long live Miss New Jersey’s reign. May her crown remain intact.

  2. cain says:
    Fri, 13th Jul 20072:22 am 

    These are innocent, playful and kinda sweet to me. Nothing immoral or scandalous.

  3. Your all a bitch says:
    Tue, 17th Jul 20074:16 pm 

    attention grubbing or not she’s a real whore. attention whore = Low IQ

  4. reality check says:
    Tue, 18th Mar 20088:38 pm 

    To the person who claims Amy is a whore: I know her personally and she is one the nicest girls I know. She did not deserve the things she had to face because of some jealous person (probably another contestant she competed with).

    Amy had to have a press conference to stop the blackmailer and gain support that she was not getting from the Miss NJ Organization.

    She is very embarrassed by all of this and wants to change her name because of it.

    SHE IS NOT A REAL WHORE OR AN ATTENTION WHORE. She is a nice girl.

    so get a life and stop judging a really great person.

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