It’s finally happened. Orange Oprah has proved she’s a money hungry moron.
Any other mother might decide to lie low after her famous daughter gets out of 45 days of drug treatment. Any other mother would see her daughter’s rehab stint as a cry for help, a cry for a guiding light, a teacher, a mature friend, and decide to spend some quality time giving her flesh and blood what she desperately needs.
Not Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan is a different kind of mom.
Hours after her daughter spent her first post-rehab days partying in Las Vegas (smart Lindsay. Very smart), DL let it be known that she’s working on a show with the E! television network. No one’s completely sure what it’s going to be about yet, but chances are it will suck.
Who knows what’s in the Lohan tap water these days, but here’s hoping I never find myself being offered a glass.
Wouldn’t want my life to crumble around me and my eyes to go blind to everything except the pop of flashbulbs and dollar signs.
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