Who Doesn’t Wanna Be MADE?

Who doesn’t enjoy rerun episodes of MADE on MTV? Sure, the show got annoyingly repetitive and started selling out near the end of the series, (what MTV shows don’t? Believe it or not the Real World used to have something to do with its title. And MTV stands for music television…ironic I know.) but overall it was highly enjoyable to watch an angry gothic chick try and make the cheerleading squad or a socially awkward Bible-thumper audition for the step team.

By CC Staff

Anyone who ever watched the show undoubtedly considered, if ever given the opportunity, what they themselves would ask to be made into. My sister, (a highly uncoordinated 24-year old with no athletic experience) claims she would want to be made into a dancer. I’m not sure what I’d request. Maybe to learn how to surf. (In accordance to my unconstrained high-pitched glee, the roommates thought I’d either won the lottery or spotted one enormous cockroach. In fact, I’d just seen that Blue Crush was airing on HBO.) Plus, I’d probably get a free trip to California or somewhere nice out of it.

No matter what you’d be made into, there’s now a way to make it happen without actually embarrassing yourself on national television. Wannabemade.com is a website dedicated to helping people achieve their goals, dreams, aspirations, or put more simply, their silly little desires. Whatever your fetish, this website can help set you up with a coach that can make it happen.

How’s it work? Well you either sign up as a rookie, (aka the kid that says I wanna be MADE into _____ ) or as a coach, if you find yourself fitting. So remember that time you had a dream you could rap and you woke up really excited? Or that time you secretly borrowed your brother’s skateboard and ended up bruising your tailbone? (You had to wear that diaper for two whole weeks, but I won’t get into it.) What about that time you really wanted to try out for the football team but opted out as water girl.

Looks like this project’s for you.