Porno Problem: Jameson Opts Out of Her Own Film?

By Candy

If you don’t know who Jenna Jameson is, then good for you you clear-minded, tasteful lady, you! The famed & fortuned porno star recently enlisted Hollywood hoochie Scarlett Johansson to play the ‘honorable’ role of Jameson herself.The movie will be based on Jameson’s bestselling autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.

I’m happy to see that this is what consumer America is spending their disposable income on.

Pardon me as I shed a tear for all the respectable authors out there with unpublished novels, sitting around in discontent and considering, bemused, why none of their English professors ever advised they explore the prominent field of adult film.

Scarlett Johansson has always said that she’d nod to naked if the right role came along, stating, “I’m not opposed to doing nudity – it would just have to be the right project.”

Lucky for hormonal college guys everywhere, an autobiographical account of a porno star makes Johansson’s cut. Apparently, her standards weren’t as high as we projected. (Because that’s all we need, more movies with unnecessary boobies.)

Jameson claims she chose not to play herself because “anyone can play themselves,”…ironically Jameson has also proven that she can play with herself as well (sweet). 22-year-old Johansson has some big shoes, (wait no, stilettos?) to fill as her lead role will follow Jameson’s journey from ballet dancer to stripper, (since apparently that’s considered an upgrade in the world of porn.) before striking gold in the adult film industry.

Me? Not going to see this movie. My PG-13 life is the only one I’m interested in, sorry Jenna.