Who is Alice the Snorg Tees Girl?

August 6, 2007     Posted in Buzz

alice the snorg girlIf you’re all about the Internet, there’s no doubt that you’ve heard of Alice the Snorg girl. If you browse Facebook or Myspace at least once a day, you have undoubtedly seen the Snorg girl’s pop-up ad at least once.


By CC Staff

What the hell is Snorg, you ask?

Plain and simple: it’s a T-shirt company. Who is the Snorg girl and why should we care? Her name is Alice and why she has created so much buzz around the Internet beats me.

Alice is a typical college girl who attends Auburn University in Alabama. She became a T-shirt model when her brother suggested her services to his friends at Snorg Tees. She is a cute girl with a nice smile, but I don’t see why internet creeps everywhere are refreshing their screens obsessively to look at her ad. There are millions of pretty girls all over the Internet, so why is Alice different?

Perhaps Alice is so attractive because she loves sports. It could also be her “girl-next-door” appeal. She doesn’t have a “perfect body” and she doesn’t pose promiscuously. This may all add up to the simple fact that realistically, guys dig girls that are more “real” rather than spitting images of Pamela Anderson. You can’t take her home to mama.

Either way, it looks like the Snorg girl may be here to stay. Similar to Allison Stokke’s temporary stardom, the worship of non-celebrities seems to be in style these days. Who knows? Snorg tees could be Alice’s ticket to big time stardom. Just keep refreshing your browser to find out.

29 Comments on "Who is Alice the Snorg Tees Girl?"

  1. Tania says:
    Tue, 7th Aug 20072:45 pm 

    Snorg Tees also have a fashionising profile – http://www.fashionising.com/profile.php?profile=1…

    :)

  2. Mike says:
    Fri, 7th Dec 20077:39 am 

    Because she has AMAZING TITS. This isn't very hard to figure out…

  3. Brent says:
    Thu, 13th Dec 200711:54 am 

    "Because she has AMAZING TITS. This isn’t very hard to figure out…"

    Duh….She IS sort of a BIG deal ya' know? lmfao I suppose only the two of us (& whoever put here in that particular shirt) can see it.

  4. Bob says:
    Mon, 17th Dec 200712:30 pm 

    Join the Alice army!

    http://www.geocities.com/alicefansociety

  5. ckc says:
    Sun, 13th Jan 200810:32 am 

    WHO cares, just another halfwit. Not real good looking ether

  6. Edward Stull says:
    Wed, 16th Jan 20083:42 pm 

    "Let an Electrician Remove Your Shorts"

  7. Martin says:
    Thu, 17th Jan 200812:41 am 

    Alice is the most intriguing, clothed internet model in 20 years. I cannot get enough of her wholesome looks, her wickedly fun grin, and the legs, arms, smile from heaven, and attitude that seems to be mesmerizing.

    I will buy almost anything Alice has to sale.

  8. Gregorious says:
    Thu, 14th Feb 20082:41 am 

    I'm so desperate I'd peg the thanksgiving turkey if left alone in the kitchen for five minutes, so anything vaguely human with even a suggestion of feminine anatomy makes me put my hand in my pocket!

  9. j-wal says:
    Mon, 18th Feb 20087:01 pm 

    alice as an average girl is definfatly hot but comparaed to the masses of hot babes on the net alice is not.

    nerd who like her are retarted

  10. gson says:
    Wed, 2nd Apr 20081:34 pm 

    Yea ur wrong for comparing her to Allison Stokke shes fucken gorgeous but yea this bitch has some great tits

  11. tgp_virus says:
    Fri, 11th Apr 200810:42 pm 

    Yeah…i like her tits.

    I'ts nice to see those big round and milky tits of this babe.

  12. pacman490 says:
    Wed, 16th Apr 20086:32 pm 

    dude…sick.

  13. hhdhoUWH says:
    Sun, 11th May 200810:45 am 

    I only googled her name and found this article because I can't stand that girl's idiotic expressions on her ugly face, nor the moronic post-hipster wannabe cornball, unwitty t-shirt slogans. Everytime I see an ad for snorg tees I want to bash my screen in.

  14. Jim the Cynic says:
    Thu, 15th May 20088:41 am 

    Alice doesn't interest me nerly as much as the newer, cuter Snorg girl.

    Don't know who she is, but she models the "With a shirt like this, who needs pants" and "We can wok it out", amongst others.

    Although, the new girl is probably just that — a girl. A very young 15 – 16 year old girl.

  15. Jayla says:
    Wed, 21st May 20086:17 am 

    I only googled her name and found this article because I can’t stand that girl’s idiotic expressions on her ugly face, nor the moronic post-hipster wannabe cornball, unwitty t-shirt slogans. Everytime I see an ad for snorg tees I want to bash my screen in.

    AGREED.

  16. shanara says:
    Wed, 21st May 200811:48 am 

    BOY ARE UGLY

  17. ratchet says:
    Wed, 21st May 20086:32 pm 

    even you ladys know that those are some of the nicest looking set of tits if a picture of her modeling a friggin leisure suit came with a tee shirt i'd buy one, if it came with her topless i'd buy 20 cases

    it's pretty damn simple

    sex sells

  18. Vo says:
    Tue, 24th Jun 20087:37 am 

    she is fugly and her legs are manlike. barf

  19. Tshirt Groove says:
    Thu, 10th Jul 20083:59 pm 

  20. btbt says:
    Thu, 24th Jul 20082:56 pm 

    shesugly… theres another snorg girl who is amazing though

  21. Monkey Man says:
    Wed, 28th Jan 20098:26 pm 

    haha alice was my girl next door freshman year at auburn, in our apartment that is

  22. None says:
    Sun, 8th Feb 20097:00 pm 

    Looks mildly retarded, but she's got some nice cans; walking that tightrope of hot/fug.

  23. Atlanta says:
    Wed, 11th Feb 20097:56 pm 

    Alice the Snorg girl is absolutely HOT. I don't know what the F you all are looking at….look at her 'we're going streaking' shirt pics. amazing body.

  24. Dave says:
    Tue, 28th Apr 200912:31 am 

    Surprisingly enough guys can get a bit bored of the plastic, posed "glamorous" looks a lot of girls go for.

    Alice is pretty without trying too hard and has a genuine fun look about her, so she's significantly more attractive than a Barbie, particularly to the geeky internet guys who actually care about more than unrealistic photoshopped covergirl looks.

  25. James says:
    Tue, 28th Apr 20097:07 am 

    What sucks is I know the photographer who shot these ads and they got low balled by snorg. Now this shit is everywhere.

  26. Sam says:
    Tue, 26th Jan 20105:09 am 

    Come on….Alice has bodacious melons

  27. rastercaster says:
    Wed, 27th Jul 201112:32 pm 

    Yes sir, her name is Ashley Tisdale. Talk about cans! You`re welcome from The Future.

  28. MAX says:
    Sun, 18th Sep 20116:47 pm 

    Guys like women, preferably ones with boobs, even better if there big. No she is not that hot but I will still look.

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