Who is Alice the Snorg Tees Girl?

August 6, 2007 - 4:10 pm By CC Staff

If you’re all about the Internet, there’s no doubt that you’ve heard of Alice the Snorg girl. If you browse Facebook or Myspace at least once a day, you have undoubtedly seen the Snorg girl’s pop-up ad at least once.

What the hell is Snorg, you ask?

Plain and simple: it’s a T-shirt company. Who is the Snorg girl and why should we care? Her name is Alice and why she has created so much buzz around the Internet beats me.

Alice is a typical college girl who attends Auburn University in Alabama. She became a T-shirt model when her brother suggested her services to his friends at Snorg Tees. She is a cute girl with a nice smile, but I don’t see why internet creeps everywhere are refreshing their screens obsessively to look at her ad. There are millions of pretty girls all over the Internet, so why is Alice different?

Perhaps Alice is so attractive because she loves sports. It could also be her “girl-next-door” appeal. She doesn’t have a “perfect body” and she doesn’t pose promiscuously. This may all add up to the simple fact that realistically, guys dig girls that are more “real” rather than spitting images of Pamela Anderson. You can’t take her home to mama.

Either way, it looks like the Snorg girl may be here to stay. Similar to Allison Stokke’s temporary stardom, the worship of non-celebrities seems to be in style these days. Who knows? Snorg tees could be Alice’s ticket to big time stardom. Just keep refreshing your browser to find out.

Tania says:
Tue, 7th Aug 20077:45 pm

Snorg Tees also have a fashionising profile – http://www.fashionising.com/profile.php?profile=1637

Mike says:
Fri, 7th Dec 200712:39 pm

Because she has AMAZING TITS. This isn’t very hard to figure out…

Brent says:
Thu, 13th Dec 20074:54 pm

“Because she has AMAZING TITS. This isn’t very hard to figure out…”

Duh….She IS sort of a BIG deal ya’ know? lmfao I suppose only the two of us (& whoever put here in that particular shirt) can see it.

Bob says:
Mon, 17th Dec 20075:30 pm

Join the Alice army!

http://www.geocities.com/alicefansociety

ckc says:
Sun, 13th Jan 20083:32 pm

WHO cares, just another halfwit. Not real good looking ether

Edward Stull says:
Wed, 16th Jan 20088:42 pm

“Let an Electrician Remove Your Shorts”

Martin says:
Thu, 17th Jan 200812:41 am

Alice is the most intriguing, clothed internet model in 20 years. I cannot get enough of her wholesome looks, her wickedly fun grin, and the legs, arms, smile from heaven, and attitude that seems to be mesmerizing.

I will buy almost anything Alice has to sale.

Gregorious says:
Thu, 14th Feb 20087:41 am

I’m so desperate I’d peg the thanksgiving turkey if left alone in the kitchen for five minutes, so anything vaguely human with even a suggestion of feminine anatomy makes me put my hand in my pocket!

j-wal says:
Tue, 19th Feb 200812:01 am

alice as an average girl is definfatly hot but comparaed to the masses of hot babes on the net alice is not.

nerd who like her are retarted

gson says:
Wed, 2nd Apr 20086:34 pm

Yea ur wrong for comparing her to Allison Stokke shes fucken gorgeous but yea this bitch has some great tits

tgp_virus says:
Sat, 12th Apr 20083:42 am

Yeah…i like her tits.

I’ts nice to see those big round and milky tits of this babe.

pacman490 says:
Wed, 16th Apr 200811:32 pm

dude…sick.

hhdhoUWH says:
Sun, 11th May 20083:45 pm

I only googled her name and found this article because I can’t stand that girl’s idiotic expressions on her ugly face, nor the moronic post-hipster wannabe cornball, unwitty t-shirt slogans. Everytime I see an ad for snorg tees I want to bash my screen in.

Jim the Cynic says:
Thu, 15th May 20081:41 pm

Alice doesn’t interest me nerly as much as the newer, cuter Snorg girl.

Don’t know who she is, but she models the “With a shirt like this, who needs pants” and “We can wok it out”, amongst others.

Although, the new girl is probably just that — a girl. A very young 15 – 16 year old girl.

Jayla says:
Wed, 21st May 200811:17 am

AGREED.

shanara says:
Wed, 21st May 20084:48 pm

BOY ARE UGLY

ratchet says:
Wed, 21st May 200811:32 pm

even you ladys know that those are some of the nicest looking set of tits if a picture of her modeling a friggin leisure suit came with a tee shirt i’d buy one, if it came with her topless i’d buy 20 cases

it’s pretty damn simple

sex sells

Vo says:
Tue, 24th Jun 200812:37 pm

she is fugly and her legs are manlike. barf

Tshirt Groove says:
Thu, 10th Jul 20088:59 pm

The humor is perfect pitch. Alice is terrific. And you can see the definitive top 23 funny Snorg Tees at http://tshirtgroove.com/snorg-tees/

btbt says:
Thu, 24th Jul 20087:56 pm

shesugly… theres another snorg girl who is amazing though

Monkey Man says:
Thu, 29th Jan 20091:26 am

haha alice was my girl next door freshman year at auburn, in our apartment that is

None says:
Mon, 9th Feb 200912:00 am

Looks mildly retarded, but she’s got some nice cans; walking that tightrope of hot/fug.

Atlanta says:
Thu, 12th Feb 200912:56 am

Alice the Snorg girl is absolutely HOT. I don’t know what the F you all are looking at….look at her ‘we’re going streaking’ shirt pics. amazing body.

Dave says:
Tue, 28th Apr 20095:31 am

Surprisingly enough guys can get a bit bored of the plastic, posed “glamorous” looks a lot of girls go for.

Alice is pretty without trying too hard and has a genuine fun look about her, so she’s significantly more attractive than a Barbie, particularly to the geeky internet guys who actually care about more than unrealistic photoshopped covergirl looks.

James says:
Tue, 28th Apr 200912:07 pm

What sucks is I know the photographer who shot these ads and they got low balled by snorg. Now this shit is everywhere.