If only there was a way to interview the monkey!
Last Tuesday, passengers aboard a Spirit Airlines jet flying from New York to Florida had a bit more to deal with than those impossible-to-open peanut bags.
Seems one of their fellow travelers had decided it was totally okay for him to shove a monkey into his hat and bring it aboard.
The strange, strange man, who had originally departed from Lima, Peru, somehow managed to hide the tiny creature “inside his ponytail” and underneath his cap while he boarded the plane, his cover blown only after the animal climbed out of it’s hiding place halfway through the trip.
This story obviously begs a few questions:
First, just how big was the man’s ponytail, and why did no one notice there was a monkey in it?
Second, how come I’m forced to practically strip before I board a plane, but this dude managed to smuggle a living creature onboard underneath a hat?
Thirdly, what kind of monkey is small enough to stow away inside human hair?
Sadly, there are no answers, just a nagging desire to see this hat-monkey, and the unavoidable cuteness it most likely possesses.
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