Old People. Having Sex.

grandma sex

For the two of you still reading past that headline, I’m sorry to say that the disturbing image is in fact a reality—as I unfortunately found out when my grandmother confided details of her sex life that confirmed that everyone is indeed having more sex than me.

Well, it seems that the elderly are having so much sex, that the New York City Health Department has been targeting the older age group for condom giveaways and free HIV testing. The City Council has even budgeted $1 million toward HIV education for older people—money well-spent, considering that a study by the AIDS Community Research Initiative of America projected that within the next decade, the majority of HIV-infected New Yorkers will be over 50.

Some elderly people aren’t taking to this new push for condom use and HIV eduction simply because they’re not exactly at their most sexually active. Hey, who can blame them? The condom giveaways on campus this past Valentine’s Day did nothing but mock me.

“You’re giving out condoms,” 82-year-old Rose Crescenzo said to the Associated Press, “but who’s going to give us a guy?”

Rose, you and I are on the same wavelength.

43 Comments on "Old People. Having Sex."

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  31. princess says:
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    I was at my aunt’s one summer and my cousin Shawn came over and started to rub, lick, and put his dick on my pussy so i told him to get off me and he didn’t. Then we heard are aunt come in the front door so then he stopped bet then he did it again and he still would not get off me and it just kept going.

    i did not like at all but i got over it be sides it was like 3 or 4 yrs ago.

  32. emiley says:
    Fri, 27th Jun 20084:04 pm 

    One time me and my dad had sex with me and it felt so good and he kep puting his penus in my pee pee and it felt so ,so good and and he kep touching my poobs and spanking me and i am 11 years old and i had a baby with him but i have to go because my baby is crying right now bye . Old people are stupid when they i have sex those motherfulkin biches assholes and also sluts motherfulkers stupid dome asses

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  34. princess says:
    Tue, 15th Jul 20086:08 pm 

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  40. jesse says:
    Thu, 2nd Apr 200912:21 pm 

    i hear u dacia i dont hav any sex and i want to hav sex. but it do feel goo.im 9years old and i cant even hav sex.and old people can hav sex but old people can when ever they want to.thiz life period stinks.sam u want to do it call me.

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  42. WTF! says:
    Sat, 11th Apr 20098:35 pm 

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  43. Caroline says:
    Mon, 18th May 20097:17 pm 

    i always wanted to have sex but im only 12 and i watch porn videos to get ready but i just want to start having sex NOW but i dont want to get pregant but that is all i think bout is SEX SEX SEX and i have seen videos with a lot of dicks and pussy’s and im ready for sex with lesbians or guys idc im ready even though im only 12 (WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME….. I PROMISE I WILL BE GREAT)

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