Welcome Back: The Hills

Today, August 13th, 2007, marks a momentous occasion.

By Lauren

The return of The Hills.

Oh. And my parent’s 35th wedding anniversary, which probably should be more important than a not-so-reality series on MTV.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending how you look at it), their marriage doesn’t have as much excitement or drama as the lives of LC, Whitney, Audrina and Heidi/Spencer, so, yes, I am MUCH more pumped for my MTV this evening.

Come on. Like you wouldn’t make the same call? If you had to choose between witnessing Heidi’s new boobs or watching your parents argue about the temperature in the house and then go to sleep at 9PM, which would you pick? I thought so.

Tonight is going to be good. No. Better than good; Fat-Free Donut Good.

I haven’t seen any promos for the new season (as I have been busy catching up on seasons past ALL WEEKEND LONG!!), but I have no doubt tonight’s episode will be the kick-off of the best Hills season yet. We got the Lauren/Heidi drama, the always tumultuous Heidi and Spencer saga, and, rumor has it, an ex of LC is back in town.

Could it be? Is Jason out of jail?!

I am shaking just thinking about it! (Side Note: This is all I have to look forward to now that I am an adult.) So, be sure to tune in tonight for another rousing season of The Hills and come back to CollegeCandy tomorrow (and every Tuesday) to recap the delicious drama with me.

Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad!