Clay Aiken Attempts to Bring Sexy Back. Attempts.

Nothing gets my day going like a little Clay Aiken in the morning.

By CC Staff

Mmmmmm. That’s the stuff.

As if Justin Timberlake could actually bring sexy back looking like this, or dancing like this, Clay says (in that weird, southern drawl) “move over JT, there’s a new Sexy-Bringer-Backer in town,” at his recent live performances.

Here is the real sexiness doing a cover of last summer’s biggest hit; I dare you NOT to get turned on.

Wow. This could be the gayest thing ever in the history of everything. Is this supposed to be funny and/or arousing? Cause it’s not. Especially disturbing is how the “Claymates” (yes, they do exist) are responding to Clay. They’re LOVING IT. They’re eating it up. Do you hear the blood-curdling screams? We have future pro-FemiMen’s in the making, and it’s not good.

If you’re not hot ‘n’ bothered enough, check out Clay doing his awesome medley of cover tunes, a.k.a, the best ten minutes and forty seconds of my life.

Does anyone have a towel? This is all so hot, I’m sweating.