Robot Boobs are the Future!
Okay, since breast implants were quite the hot topic a few days ago, I feel the need to share my most recent discovery in the world of surgery. And let me tell you, it is sickening. Supposedly, Israeli researchers are developing something called an “Internal Bra.”
Confused as to how this is possible? Well, it’s simple really. “What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body and attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external bra,” explains one of the researchers.
I cannot even begin to imagine what kind of medical problems this could cause for women in the long run.
Oh, it gets better. “I was thinking that with a harness created from materials used in medicine – silicon, threads and very small anchoring screws – we could support breast tissue and avoid further breast sagging.”
Yes, because having saggy boobs is a justifiable reason to turn your body into some sort of mechanical robot experiment composed of harnesses and screws. Hopefully you caught my sarcasm.
Maybe I am overreacting, but this new procedure sounds, and looks, insane.
Would you consider getting an internal bra inserted?