Robot Boobs are the Future!

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Okay, since breast implants were quite the hot topic a few days ago, I feel the need to share my most recent discovery in the world of surgery. And let me tell you, it is sickening. Supposedly, Israeli researchers are developing something called an “Internal Bra.”

Confused as to how this is possible? Well, it’s simple really. “What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body and attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external bra,” explains one of the researchers.

I cannot even begin to imagine what kind of medical problems this could cause for women in the long run.

Oh, it gets better. “I was thinking that with a harness created from materials used in medicine – silicon, threads and very small anchoring screws – we could support breast tissue and avoid further breast sagging.”

Yes, because having saggy boobs is a justifiable reason to turn your body into some sort of mechanical robot experiment composed of harnesses and screws. Hopefully you caught my sarcasm.

Maybe I am overreacting, but this new procedure sounds, and looks, insane.

Would you consider getting an internal bra inserted?

3 Comments on "Robot Boobs are the Future!"

  1. Darcy says:
    Wed, 15th Aug 20079:32 pm 

    They should try to make cute, lacy internal bras in different colors too!

  2. Diana - NYU says:
    Thu, 16th Aug 20077:19 pm 

    I’m trying to picture how this would actually look on a naked woman. I mean, we all know our boobs look different with a bra and without, especially for those of that are more well-endowed. So would they look the way they do in my favorite Victoria’s Secret push-up, in a creepy magical floating cleavage way?

  3. Billy says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20092:05 pm 

    Is it just me or does this spell the end of jiggling breasts…

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