Buying New Jeans? The Buttcam Will Help

August 21, 2007     Posted in Style, Wired

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Being short, it’s almost impossible to find jeans that look good. Most of the time, designers completely bypass the possibility that anyone buying their stuff is under 5’9”, thus making it impossible for a petite individual to know if she’s wearing them the right way.

Of course, once I finally find a pair that isn’t 7 inches too long, the first question I always ask myself is, does my ass look good in this?

My thoughts must have been loud enough to echo across the canyons of Arizona, because an upscale jeans shop in Scottsdale recently introduced The Buttcam.

The camera, positioned in just the right place in a dressing room so shoppers can gaze up at a TV screen showing their ass, was the brainchild of one of the co-owners of the store. After watching people twist and turn to see if their backside were looking hot or not, the shop owner decided to help a sister out. Shoppers at the store can now see themselves in their entire glory, and even have an image of their ass above the cash registers, should they be so proud.

As long as those images stay away from freaky dudes on their computers, I say all hail the Buttcam. May it help women (and men) everywhere avoid the saggy ass jean, and allow us all to get up-close and personal with our backsides.

2 Comments on "Buying New Jeans? The Buttcam Will Help"
  1. julie says:
    Sat, 15th Sep 20073:36 pm 

    lol they need some of those buttcams in canada hell yea!!!

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