Justin Timberlake Brings ManWhoring Back

Justin Timberlake gets around.

He’s done a lot for music, knows how to play the celebrity game, and has even started to gain some acting chops. So sure, the boy’s got talent.

And even if you’re like me, and don’t find JT any hotter than that lanky guy sitting next to you on the subway, it’s easy to see why other people find him attractive. All those years in the limelight have made him a pretty confident fellow, and he almost always shows up in an outfit the works. Timberlake knows how to work that babyface.

And apparently, he works it to get every hot young thing in Hollywood.

Page Six (I know, let’s take a moment to recognize the source) is reporting that JT recently found himself at a club “sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette” and pretending like he had no idea who his girlfriend of a few months, Jessica Biel, was.

A steamy source also whispered that the J-Dawg “is notorious. He will [bleep] anything”.

I guess when you’re richer than certain small countries, a self-proclaimed bringer back of sexy, and had Britney Spears before she went nuts, you don’t really feel the need to settle down with just one hot chick.

But just remember Justin, if Hollywood really is like high school, the more girls you hook up with, the more likely some vital info of yours is going to be scrawled across the bathroom wall in hateful lipstick. And not even a lifetime of sexy can keep you safe from a bunch of girls scorned.