Jake Gyllenhaal: Gay, With a Baby?! Say it Ain’t So!

By Jess

Some used-to-be Hollywood publicist is playing havoc with my mind.

First, he infiltrates my deepest fears by claiming Jake Gyllenhaal is gay, then he goes on to say the love of my life is expecting a baby with his boyfriend in a month!

Apparently, Jakey has been dating the same guy for years (although no one’s clear on who the mystery boyfriend is) and is preparing to come out “some time by the end of next month” so he can celebrate his new bundle of joy with a clear conscience.

The blogger continues to bash my heart in by claiming Gyllenhaal’s sexuality is one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood, and that he doesn’t do much to hide his preference for men when the cameras aren’t around.

You know, if someone like Zac Efron or Tom Cruise were to come out tomorrow, I wouldn’t flinch. But Jakey?! My scruffy yet sensitive Jakey?!

If you want my real opinion, I think it’s all a steaming pile of lies. But then again, I’ve been completely wrong before.

What do you think? Is Jake ready to cash in his Straight Card, or is he now and has he always been a fan of the ladies?

…As for me, I need a drink to settle the impending sorrow.

Is Jake gay?