Sweeter Semen? Sign Me Up!

August 29, 2007     Posted in Relationships, Sex

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By Jess

Although it’s not 100% provable, there’s a big movement that claims drinking a glass of pineapple juice a day may sweeten semen.

Since what comes out of us can only be made up of what goes into us, our “secretions” (horrible word) tend to change slightly depending on what we eat.

Dairy and certain types of meat are supposed to make things not-so-nice, while pineapple juice and “high grade alcoholic drinks” are said to make things sweeter.

Illustrating the history behind this news, Jezebel recently found a Del Monte pineapple juice ad from the 1930’s with italics in all the right places:

“Cater to his fondness for flavor” the ad urges homemakers, “…men like the rich, ripe taste of this juice…the bracing refreshment it always brings…and so will you.”

I may not know much, but I know vague references to cunnilingus when I see it.

3 Comments on "Sweeter Semen? Sign Me Up!"

  1. Lauren says:
    Thu, 30th Aug 20073:58 pm 

    That last line made me laugh out loud. And that ad is awesome. Maybe they should run it in Cosmo?

  2. Matt says:
    Tue, 4th Sep 200710:05 am 

    My girlfriend read something in one of her chick magazines about the amazing "sweetening" effect of cinnamon on both male and female secretions. Being open to new ideas I tried it, and well…she said the result spoke for itself…I personally have never "critiqued" the results (on her of course not myself [cause that's nasty] haha)But she seems to enjoy it. And personally I've noticed a boost in the frequency of oral sex in our relationship so I have ZERO complaints.

  3. easton says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 200811:46 am 

    hummm

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