Boozers Beware: Avoiding a DOH! Moment

We’ve all woken up after a night of drunken debauchery and done a little ‘I did what?’ ‘Where am I?’ ‘What’s his name?’ ‘Uhh…sh*t’-type dance.

However, in the wonderful world of college, there are a couple drunken no no’s that you will undoubtedly regret for the rest of your life. So I’ve put together for all you fabulous collegiate foxes, a list of what-not-to-do’s, even at your sloppiest. Repeat these in your sleep.

1. Hook up with your best and extremely platonic guy friend. Yiiikes. Some girls are able to bounce back, laugh it off with the guy and ma-hoooove on, but for the majority of us, you will endure an extremely awkward and confusing game of avoiding him desperately. There are some extremely rewarding friendships that need not be messed with. So. Just. Don’t.

2. Lap dances. They seem like a great idea at the time. Woo yeah, I’m the fun dancing girl! No, my lady, no. You will most likely knock something important and expensive over with your flailing “sexy” moves, and worst of all, at college parties, it is likely that at least 80% of the guests will have cameras.

Talk about a Kodak moment.

3. Making any type of alcohol-related bet…i.e. telling that guy on the football team that you’ll go shot for shot with him. Once intoxicated, many girls (including myself) tend to feel a bit invincible. All of a sudden you’re Wonder Woman and everyone should bow down, right?

Not so much.

One time, I joined a power hour but thought I’d be golden (and a complete champ, duh) to take shots of liquor instead of beer. If I had a dollar for how many times I heard ‘Oh my God, are you alright?’ the next morning.

We’ve all had our oh-my-God moments, so tell me ladies, what were yours?