Comments on: Boozers Beware: Avoiding a DOH! Moment

By: Alex Hamel

Alex Hamel — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:06:31 +0000

"Seriously, lap dances are awesome, amazing, fun times."

damn girl whats ur number?

AUmassGirl is just offended cuz she is a slut, and is also dumb bitch.

solmaaz is hot

i like her tan skin and dark hair

Anotherumassgirl is hilarious and looks like my next girlfriend

"Get over it and give me a lap dance."

facebook me baby

By: gregory dykes

gregory dykes — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:43:18 +0000

i want to meet you

By: Neena

Neena — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:33:17 +0000

Ohhhh girls. I agree with the article. Except.. if you don't do these "drunken slip-ups" Where is the fun at!?

Seriously, lap dances are awesome, amazing, fun times. But only if it's sexy.. Not really if you can't dance and you look like you're just trying to dry hump whomever you might be dancing on. I usually just give my girls lap-dances though. Guys just aren't cute enough, and it kindof makes them think I want them.

I agree with the hooking up with your BFF guy. I've done that before.. And we're still friends, but it got super weird after. But he's still a freakin' hottie, so i'd definately hook up again! Screw the aquardness. We already did it, so who cares!

I too beleive I'm invincable when drunk. And you better beleive I am too, kid!

By: Another UMASS Girl

Another UMASS Girl — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:49:58 +0000

I think A UMASS Girl is an UMASS Ass- read the article- these are things What Not To Do ANYWHERE. Get over it and give me a lap dance.

By: dili

dili — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:35:28 +0000

I dont think anyone who reads here is here judge the schools that the writers go to. I'm not saying I'm a big drinker, but who am I to judge people who do and call them slutty, sleazy, lazy, stupid, or an alcoholic. I think you should start looking at around you abit more diffrent and stop judging. Life is too short to be living the way everyone els wants you to.

By: Solmaaz - UMASS

Solmaaz - UMASS — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:00:48 +0000

Newsflash, I'm not speaking for UMass girls, I'm speaking for college girls nationwide. And never did I claim to have committed all these drunken slip-ups, I actually compiled them from looking around myself at popular college culture. It happens. And it doesn't, I never claimed it to be the only way things are. My name's right up top in the byline sweetie, two A's.

By: A UMass Girl

A UMass Girl — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:53:39 +0000

Wow, I just had to comment as a fellow UMass girl – the articles on here by Solmaaaaz or whatever the hell her name is seriously make UMass look bad.

Newsflash: not every girl at UMass is slutty, sleazy, lazy, stupid, or an alcoholic. Oh, and we aren't sluts either.

This and the other "what-not-to-do" article are just pathetic, especially coming from a UMass student. Giving advice such as "don't buy cute back to school clothes because you'll be too drunk in the morning to bother changing out of your grungy sweatpants or notice which guy's bed you're rolling out of" isn't exactly intelligent journalism.

Some advice to Solmaaaz – quit giving UMass girls a bad name. We aren't all dirty alcoholic drunken-lapdance-givers like you.