Gisele: Super Model, Super Biaaatch!

giselle-bundchen-nudeIf it’s at all possible, I feel really bad for Bridget Moynahan. Not only is she mostly known as the chick who got royally screwed over by Mr. Big after he cheated and destroyed their marriage, but her real life sucks, too. She was dating football stud Tom Brady, who dumped her for Gisele Bundchen. Yea. He does pretty well for himself.

But before Tom could enjoy a lifetime of sweet, supermodel sex…..oops! Bridget was pregnant with Tom’s baby, and he still didn’t want her back.

If that’s not enough of a slap in the face, Gisele broke out the fangs and claws and sent Bridget really expensive baby clothes – specifically “a onesie with the word ’supermodel’ written across it.”


I’m not the only who is noticing this passive aggressive move. It’s pretty bold and pretty bitchy, as there is nothing worse than pulling a “Heyyyy, maaaaan, everything’s cool, I’m just gonna use this obnoxious tactic to try and solve our little problem here, but really, it’s just gonna piss you off even more and you’re going to resent me and want to punch me in the face. No biggie!” Ugh. Sooooo annoying (although sarcasm is always appreciated).

PassiveAggressiveNotes.com – a hilarious peek into the world of annoying post-its, notes, emails and signs people have actually written to their co-workers, roommates and fellow citizens that do anything but fix the problems at hand. You’ll see what I mean.

Here’s a good one with condoms and toilets. Here are some ever popular “I Ain’t Cho Mama” signs of passive aggression. And I love the office letter that addresses the ever-awkward use of weather to base a superficial conversation, only making things more awkward for everyone around.

Congratulations, Gisele – you got Bridget good. But Bridget, I say you should fire back. Call this Super Model B*tch out, girl!

Or just write her a nice little note.




    1. LMAO says:

      Biatchhh. LMAO

    2. salman says:

      yes its so hot i want to upload her pictures at


    3. Brian ZooZoo says:



      a hot girl, one that gives you goosebumps, or a cocky way of saying a beautiful woman

      Please keep in mind that although we all have different DNA, everyone can learn the basic skills in achieving an edge and wooing a biaaatch! It’s never been about fancy cars or loads of money, although it doesn’t hurt! To sum it up in a clamshell, there is only one word that is the “Key.” “ATTITUDE,” has been my secret to success with biaaatches my whole life.

      I want you to stop for a second and really think about what I just told you, even if you have to tattoo this somewhere on your body (Just don’t sue me later). Next, stand in front of a mirror and scream “attitude!!!” If your neighbors think you’re a little kookoo, who cares? Now, grab your pen and write it down nine times. Attitude is everything, regardless of your looks, status or age. A strong, optimistic attitude is what drives the force of attraction. In simplistic terms, “Life is what we perceive it to be.”

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