Shhhh. Brad Pitt is Sort of Good Looking. Don’t Tell Anyone.

September 5, 2007 - 6:15 pm By CC Staff

Brad-Pitt-NudeFor once, Brad Pitt is all over the news!

First, he complains about getting old, fat, wrinkly and ugly and then he’s on the cover of a magazine looking like this.

Ya, okay Brad. You’re totally hideous. You’re so gross-looking I could just…..I could just viciously make out with you.

As we speak, Brad is cuddling up with that whatshername gf of his somewhere in NYC and the two of them are just being all beastly together after some crazy stalker fan “launched herself” at him on a red carpet recently. Who’d wanna, like, touch that guy? Yuck. AND he’s also been talking recently about having yet another kid with whatshername, so now the disgusting couple can add another ass-ugly baby to the family.

Just what we need, more of Brad Pitt’s tainted unattractiveness.

BTW, totally kidding. Not about the making out part, but everything else.

See Brad Pitt pics after the jump.

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