Avril Speaks, I Get A Little Sick

September 9, 2007     Posted in Buzz

avril-lavigne-nude At first I thought Perez Hilton just had some sort of weird vendetta against Avril Lavigne. Every week posting something about how she’s the biggest bitch on the planet. I mean, she’s not even famous anymore. Could she really have that giant of an attitude?

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Yes.

After reading her little quotefest in Britian’s Q magazine, I truly understood the idiocy of this girl—and almost hurled.

Some shining examples:

Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me”, the singer says when asked about her fame, “but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads.”

I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy”, she goes on to say about her image, “and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”

Not only is Avril humble, but she’s also super charitable: 

I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”

So amazing she could take time out of her busy schedule to go through her closet for that “hurricane thing”. And giving “stuff” to her “workers”! How saint-like. Do you think she even gives them “vacation time”?!

Ugh. Someone hand me a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.

4 Comments on "Avril Speaks, I Get A Little Sick"
  1. Craig says:
    Mon, 10th Sep 20078:15 am 

    Avril Lavigne not famous anymore? Am I living on another planet? Now I do feel she has sold out as far as her music going a bit more mainstream and all-pop, but really – she's still young, naive perhaps. Oh and an out spoken celebrity – surely thats not unusual?

  2. David says:
    Sat, 6th Oct 20075:15 pm 

    Imagine…you take a rebelious high-school drop-out. Throw her onto the very top of the pile of fame and fortune before she's even 18. And after 5 years of owning the world, you expect her NOT to struggle to gain maturity and depth? I say cut her some slack….just because she's richer than you, you shouldn't spend all your time and energy analyzing everything she says like it means anything.

  3. Stephen says:
    Wed, 13th Aug 20083:58 pm 

    You are the biggest a$$-hole in the world! All you do is talk $hit about people you don't know. You are so pathetic she is 100x better of a person than you could ever be. yeah she's not as good as she used to be but you have always been a low life gossiping a bout people who cant do any thing a bout it. You make ME a little sick!

  4. joey says:
    Fri, 24th Oct 20086:43 pm 

    She wasn't punkrock until after she was famous, she's a talentless hack, who has hits written by other people. The footage of this twat is ridiculous, and if skaterboi wasn't written for her nobody would have any idea who she is. I mean, come on, she wore wife-beaters, ties, and a fedora and suddenly she's a fashion forward rebel? dude, i was doing that shit 13 years ago…she's no different than brittney spears, but she acts above them..

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