He’s EVERYWHERE! He’s a PHENOMENON! He’s THE NEXT BIG VIRAL VIDEO STAR!
You may not have heard the name Chris Crocker before yesterday, but thanks to Britney and her whore-endous VMA performance, his not-so-uncommon rants via YouTube are now, seriously, all over the Internet and he has the most watched Myspace pages of all.
But this southern 19-year-old, who on his Myspace page, calls himself “The New Christ” wants to meet the “man of his wet dreams” (don’t we all).
He only reveals his hometown as Real Bitch Island (I wonder if Americans can point out this gem on a map) has been viewed millions and millions of times before – he has just never had this much media attention.
The stars have finally aligned for Crocker and his…passion…for Britney and pink lipstick has catapulted his popularity overnight.
He has 66 YouTube videos, all bat sh*t crazy postings about everything from hair flipping to nose picking.
He also does characters! My fave is Earl Annie Edna, who will probably be in my nightmares tonight. But none are as in demand right now as “Leave Britney Alone,” which has gotten well over a million clicks and is simply addicting to watch.
This kid is cracked, but we love him. Everyone loves him. Man, he’s gonna get so much p*ssy.
Oh, wait.
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shadow says:
Sun, 2nd Dec 20078:06 pm
I think of chris Crocker as a GAY robin williams hes zany fun and a killer to watch lol I pray he gets on the Big screen damn soon with the right directors he could be BIG I cant seem to stop watching this guys hes a riot and well honest and truthful about our society also ,People build the bridge will ya Hes not going away ^5 chris
uh says:
Tue, 7th Apr 20094:13 pm
….. he’s not original. All his videos are based off other people and their quotes etccccc
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