Beer Pong Champions Meet Your Next Best Friend

the portopong

If I was still in college right now, I’d be peeing my pants with excitement over this awesome new development in alcoholism.

The Portopong!

Yes, yes, the summer is almost over (10 days and counting) but if you have access to a pool and a group of fun-loving friends, the Portopong is where it’s at. What college student doesn’t love a good game of pong? And in a pool no less? Yea, how about no less than amazing.

Just to make sure, we’re talking about this kind of pong, not this kind.

The Portopong is inflatable, which means you can squish it in your backpack and head over to the pool party after class. It comes with pool strings, patches for leaks and, if you buy one by tomorrow, it’s 40 bucks – 10 bucks off the normal price.

The only negative thing I can say about the Portopong is, if you’re gonna market to college students, find attractive people to sell your product. I think I see some man boobs.

So, say farewell to summer days with beer pong in the pool! Before you know it, you’ll be “romping” with the best of them.

One Comment on "Beer Pong Champions Meet Your Next Best Friend"

  1. jerry says:
    Fri, 14th Sep 20079:21 am 

    Hey thanks for the awesome post — and we have some hot people in our pix – lol :-)

    the man boobs guys are firefighters.

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