Hardest Partiers of Rock? Sort of…

September 21, 2007     Posted in Buzz

Van Halen


By CC Staff

Spinner.com came out with their Top 21 Hardest Partiers of Rock recently. We are HUGE fans of Spinner and usually they are right on point. My mom told me that every good relationship has its ups and downs, and Spinner and I are having a lovers’ spat right now.

Here are Spinner’s Top 5 mistakes:

5. Stevie Nicks is a harder partier than all of Van Halen? Wow…Stevie Nicks couldn’t hold David Lee Roth’s sweaty, vodka-stained jockstrap. Van Halen – even just David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen – drank, smoked, snorted and screwed their way across the country and out of millions in possible tour revenues by being f-d up to perform.

But you know what…OK, maybe Fleetwood Mac knew how to ball, what do I know?! Even my parents thought Fleetwood Mac were gay.

4. I am a more hardcore partier than Britney Spears. In the financial world, people refer to “old money” and “new money.” Brit-Brit is new money, yet she scored higher on Spinner’s list than Iggy Pop, one of the oldest money Legends of Rock.

Iggy has been hammered and high since before Britney was conceived in her mom’s broken down Ford. Mr. Pop has been in and out of rehab more times than Brit has worn a thong. She’s a slave to attention, not partying hard.

Read the rest of the story and see  who made the list after the jump.

3. Amy Winehouse gets drunk and high, calls a hooker to smoke with her, and then gets into scratching fight with her husband. Waylon Jennings snorted over $1500 a day (in the 1970s) on coke, with a group of hookers in a cheap hotel – all of this while Willie Nelson was sitting 20 feet away smoking pot and playing his guitar. Amy has not only just started being a junkie, but even worse – she can’t handle a high. Either tone it down or amp it up, Miss Winehouse/Little Miss Hipster – ease up on the woe-is-me ballads and find a metal guitarist to help you pick up the tempo.

2. ODB higher than the Rolling Stones and Sid Vicious?! What What WHAT?! Look at Keith Richards?! He died 27 years ago, but the whiskey in his blood stream is keeping his body animated. Yet the Stones are lower ranking than ODB, Courtney Love and Pete Doherty? I am sorry, but who the fuck is Pete Doherty? Sid died at 21 after a huge 10 day drug binge – call me after 10 days of hard work Mr. Doherty.

1. If partying rockers were a game of Rock/Paper/Scissors, GG Allin would be a cinder block. For those of you who don’t know, GG Allin was from a band called the Murder Junkies. He is the most hardcore rocker of all time, no questions asked.

Imagine being so high and drunk that you say, “Hey, maybe I should shit and piss on stage, and then beat myself in the head with an aluminum can ’til I bleed?” That in a vomit smelling nut-shell is the life and career of GG Allin, and warrants him being the #1 Hardest Partying Rocker of ALL TIME.

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5 Comments on "Hardest Partiers of Rock? Sort of…"

  1. nicegurl says:
    Fri, 21st Sep 20074:42 pm 

    yeah- britney, whitney and bobby are just plain adicts- i wouldn’t classify them as rockers or hardest partiers- that is wack.

  2. Tara-lynn says:
    Fri, 21st Sep 20076:36 pm 

    Britney?! Are they on crack? Poor little mousekateer!

    I watched the video of that GG guy – HOLY SHIT – that dude is KRAZY! Let's see Amy Winehouse try THAT shit.

  3. Sarah says:
    Sun, 23rd Sep 20079:26 am 

    This is officially the best article I've read on here. Wooooo! :)

  4. Gina says:
    Sat, 31st Jan 200910:23 am 

    Stevie Nicks did coke or "partied" so that is why she made her place on the list.

  5. Darma says:
    Sun, 22nd Apr 20128:19 pm 

    Very eloquently satted. You have a knack for writing and your voice and passion are obvious in your words and approach. It is clear that you have a critical thought process and your conviction is admirable. However, I would like to pose a few thoughts for contemplation. While it is not wrong to align yourself with the ideology of one political party, it is important to remember that many people will disagree with you. This is a part of life, when you affiliate with one form of ideology, people will disagree and will voice their opinion, as you voice yours in this blog. Second while I agree that no one in any schools should belittle you or discriminate against you based on your thoughts, especially if they are in a position of power, mutual respect is not common of our political parties and most likely will not be common when issues that the country is divided on are spoken about with such conviction. I say don’t mind the haters, but also make sure your argument is sound. Know the history and facts behind what you believe and make sure to critically think about each issue and whether it aligns to your philosophical stance or not. It is a tough sell to talk about taxes per se if you have never paid income or property taxes with money you have earned. This would be an argument that your critics would use, therefore, you must learn how to defend your view in face of challengers beliefs about you. Win on the merit of your argument alone without relying on emotional appeal. And finally expect controversy, especially when you are vocal about your believes. I believe it is the right of every American to voice their thoughts as long as it does not harm others. I may disagree with you on many of your points, however, that does not mean that I have any less respect for you. However, is it possible for two people from polar opposite places on the political spectrum to politely agree to disagree? It is a question to be pondered. Keep publishing your thoughts, but do not see challenges to your belief system as a threat or disrespect per se (this does not address what happened at school as I do not know the context) rather as a chance to hone your skills and further your thinking on many issues. It is important to know what others think as our ideologies continually shift based on our experiences and context. Mine continue to be honed to this very day.

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