Jeans That Will Burn Your Eyes (Maybe Soul)

September 21, 2007 9:38 am     Posted in Style  Jess - NYU g+ page

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By Jess

Ever think to yourself, “Damn, Self, where can I go to find jeans that are not only ugly, but whorish at the same time?”

Well, someone did.

Bikini jeans, the new clothing invention by someone who worships Britney Spears, have begun their decent on fashion, fugging girls up one by one.

These blinding jeans supposedly have their origins in Japan, but after doing a little research, I found them being sold for $80 on a “Bazillion Fashion” website. As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t matter what country is responsible, all that matters is that they cease and desist.

Underwear and jeans? Since when was this combo necessary?

I don’t know about you, but there has never been a day in my life where I’ve woken up and thought, “Ugh, I wish I didn’t have to put on my underwear AND my jeans today. Man, can’t somebody just come up with a pant that looks like my thong is sticking out without me having to go through the hassle of actually putting one on?“

Anything that considers itself “both underwear and jeans” should be ripped up and burned immediately. Nothing good can come of such a trend.

Unless you’re a hooker.

3 Comments on "Jeans That Will Burn Your Eyes (Maybe Soul)"

  1. jessie says:
    Fri, 21st Sep 200711:46 am 

    quick- someone call brooke hogan. this is a total bh must have- who else would wear such an atrocious get up?

  2. Brittani says:
    Mon, 1st Oct 200710:01 am 

    This style isn't even worthy of being talked about. Anyone that attemps to make these fashionable doesn't deserve the time and effort. And,I wouldn't dare to think that someone might just get online searching for the answer to whether or not it's 'trendy' to wear them to their next Brooke Hogan :) (nice pt jessie)concert; no point in mistakingly misleading someone who rebels against the norm into purchasing a pair of these. Lets do ourselves a favor and never speak of this wasted denim again.

  3. Ashleigh-Anne says:
    Thu, 27th Mar 20086:16 pm 

    ugliest sh*t i;ve ever seen in my life

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