A Very Brady Lesbian Affiar

the brady bunch lesbianWhen I think Brady Bunch, I think annoying theme song, candy coated plots, and days spent throwing up into a paper bag (somehow, I always managed to watch this show when I was home sick from school…and barfing).

The one thought that never used to enter the picture? Lesbians.

Apparently, Marsha Brady (known as Maureen McCormick in real life) is writing a tell-all book about her time on the sitcom, her bout with drugs and an eating disorder, as well as a lesbionic affair she had with her co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan.

“The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play” a source reveals, saying that while Maureen isn’t a lesbian, there were definitely sexual “hijinks” going on behind the scenes of America’s beloved family comedy.

All I can say is, thank God this didn’t happen in 2007, because if it did, it would have been videotaped and uploaded to the entire world by now.

See, back in the 70’s, stars had tact. If they went part time lesbian, they did it behind closed doors.

…and saved the story for a steamy, scandalous career boost.

One Comment on "A Very Brady Lesbian Affiar"

  1. Mark Thompson says:
    Thu, 11th Oct 200711:57 am 

    What guy hasn’t had carnal thoughts of show biz babes gone lesbo and kinky acts?

    Lori Partdrige and Penny Robison, Jeannie and Samantha, Baywatch babes in a hot tub! Its a guy thing because nature has bestowed us men with the perpectuation of the species. Harems of bi babes is a natural thought of straight men. Now, how about Desperate Housewives?

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