Heidi Montag Channels Britney Spears

I woke up this morning and had that blah feeling.

You know; when you just know the day is going to be bad, bad, bad. I tripped over my laundry basket on the way to the bathroom, ran out of hot water mid-shower, and decided to wear my hair curly only to find out that my gel was gone and I was forced to use crunch-causing mousse. Then I put on my favorite work outfit – black pants, white shirt, black cardigan – only to find out that my staple white shirt had a giant soy sauce stain right on the left boob pocket.

Damn you, sushi!

So, you can imagine my relief when I turned on my computer and found this gem in my in-box. Never has anything turned my frown upside down faster. What difference does a soy sauce stain make when you have this little troll awkwardly swinging her (HUGE) hands around as she lip syncs to her latest jam?

But stop. Watch it again, more closely. Notice the ever supportive Spencer back there? Yeah, the guy with the moves – I don’t even know if I can qualify that as dancing – talking to the Perez Hilton lookalike. Wait, is that Perez? What kind of event is this?

I don’t even know what to say. This video has left me completely speechless. I don’t want to admit it, but the first time I heard Heidi’s single (and didn’t know it was hers) I didn’t think it was half bad. But this, this “performance”, is hands down the most atrocious thing I have seen in a long time.

And I watched Michigan play Oregon.