Meet the Girl Who Snagged The Clooney!
You know how when you’re working your waitress shift, some single, sexy millionaire famous guy picks you up and makes you his girlfriend?
Then he takes you on the red carpets and introduces you to all his hot, famous friends and takes you on vacations around the world and stuff?
Yea, me neither.
Sarah Lawson, who got into a motorcycle accident with Clooney a few days ago and got injured with a broken foot, was his cocktail waitress at the Moon nightclub in Vegas.
Gee, I wonder why he hit on her? Maybe it was the metallic bikini. Or the go-go boots.
The press has, of course, been trying to get in her biznass, and now there’s all this talk about the 28-year-old’s shady past – her being a “model,” or a stripper, or a dancer. Whatever she was….she snagged The Clooney! Hollywood’s like, most eligible bachelor, ever! Some girls have all the luck, even if it’s only temporary.
Sarah was also a past contestant on Fear Factor, and she won, along with her boyfriend at the time.
This weird-looking dude is probably kicking himself.
Screw this “career” thing, I’m going into cocktail waitressing.