Diddy vs Mariah: Stinky Showdown
Mariah and Diddy are going head to head. Or should I say, smell to smell.
After Puffy’s (can we call him that anymore?) new fragrance Unforgivable hit the market (along with his unforgivably raunchy and illicit ad campaign) he issued a challenge to all his lady counterparts in the fragrance biz:
“I send out a challenge…I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances…that my fragrance is better than theirs. I’m a man and I know how women should smell!”
Well, Hallelujah! A man that finally knows how I should smell.
Because, god forbid, I smell anything like I do at the present moment, which would be unshowered, with a slight scent of BBQ sauce from the hours I spent working last night. Oh! AND I’m pretty gassy because I drank too much when I got off work!
How’s that for lady smells, PUFF DADDY??
Our lady of the fragrance Mariah, decided to respond to Diddy’s challenge:
“M by Mariah Carey is about being unforgettable, not unforgivable. It’s not about a ménage à trois or a one night stand, it’s for the woman who wants the man to fall in love with her immediately, stay in love, and treat her like royalty.”
Read: Mariah is in the perfume business for the ladies, not the sluts. She wants a lady to smell like a lady and not like a common whore.
And we all know what type of lady Diddy wants to smell. And I’m guessing she would smell something like this new fragrance. Maybe they should join forces?
Just a thought.