New Bra/Torture Device Hits the Market
September 30, 2007 12:02 pm Posted in Body
Have you ever thought, “you know what? Screw traditional strapless bras, I want to squish my boobs into a semi-torture device!”
No? Well, someone has.
After buying a strapless dress and having no bra to wear with it, Morgan decided that instead of returning her purchase, she as going to whip something up herself. “I started to experiment with new ways to invent a bra.”
Morgan is quoted as saying, “I had my Eureka moment after a couple of glasses of wine.”
Her “Eureka moment” seems to consist mostly of a belty-strap thing that squeezes each individual boob and a piece of fabric that goes over the front. How this actually provides support or is even worth buying is beyond me, but maybe that’s just because I’m not a “scientist / business woman”.
Want to see more? Check out the instructional video after the jump!
What do you think? Would you drop $50 on this bra / belt / fabric that squashes your boobies?