Say, Mind If I Tell You My Penis Size?
Have you ever wanted to know the exact measurement of your guy’s ‘ween, down to the millimeter?
Have you ever overheard two guys bragging about the size of their junk and wish you could help them settle the dispute once and for all?
Well, now you can do both those things.
SizeofaMan.com has just the thing for you and everyone else who just needs to go around measuring penises.
According to it’s designers, the “phallumeasure”, a cylindrical device that reminds me of those beakers I used to pour colored water in during high school science, is “the most accurate way to measure your penis!”
Finally! I was just waiting for the day when I didn’t have to guess, or even worse, lie about my boyfriend’s penis size! I mean, it comes up so often…I was praying that something that could measure something else would be invented! Halleujah! Prayers have been answered!
At $14.95, the “phallumeasure” isn’t expensive, comes with a “final say” guarantee, and claims that it will help stop “cheaters” everywhere, i.e, dudes who find a way to measure their stuff in an inaccurate way.
Guys can lie about their ‘ween size no matter if they measure it or not, but I guess the makers of this little device figure many of them will be so excited at the prospect of shoving their penises into a cylinder, ‘penis size parties’ will spring up everywhere and encourage men to show their real size to anyone willing to look.
Interesting fact: I know a homeless man who already does that.
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alice says:
Fri, 12th Oct 200711:13 am
i can only imagine the arguments that are bound to happen when a few less than average boyfriends receive this as a gift
chuck says:
Sun, 27th Jul 20088:21 pm
i don't need one. i already know my penis is small.
mick says:
Tue, 29th Jul 20082:38 pm
i'm about 6inch long and about 5 round not lieing how do i mesure up? be kind
R.J. says:
Tue, 11th Nov 200811:48 am
I'm 6.5" long and 5.3" round. That ain't a lie. So what about that?
C says:
Wed, 3rd Dec 200811:35 am
I tried getting my dick in this thing and it didn't fit. Do they make an extra extra large version?
S says:
Tue, 5th May 20099:50 pm
haha, well my girl measured mine last week and im about 5 inches long!
ducky 69 says:
Thu, 14th May 200910:49 am
mine is 4.75 long 4.0 dia. am i smaller than average?
rl says:
Sat, 1st Aug 200912:06 am
im 5 inches and 4.75 inches around just a little below average but ok i guess
koolg says:
Wed, 30th Jun 20104:13 am
where does my 7 inches rate ? is it big???????????????
BoGus says:
Mon, 11th Oct 20104:33 am
I'd rather measure using her throat.