Heidi Fleiss Opens Her Own StudFarm. Nice.

October 23, 2007     Posted in Relationships, Sex

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Being single for a while can make a girl think that hoping over a few states to visit an all-male brothel would be an awesome way to spend spring break.

Heidi Fleiss, the “Hollywood Madam” who’s had her share of legal woes and national media attention, is in the process of opening her new “Stud Farm” brothel in Nevada, a place purely for women and their fantasies.

This establishment will hire men to service women” StudFarm’s website claims. “There will be no male to male sexual services offered.”

We will hire 20 men and 10 on stand-by,” continues the information. “Lady customers will be charged $250.00 an hour that will be split 50-50 to the house. Men will be able to keep all tips. They will be charged a weekly rate for a housekeeper, room, board, and food. Weekly tests for STDS and HIV are mandatory. Employees will register for a work card with the sheriff’s department.”

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, and it seems like Fleiss is determined to do it right. So intent is she on finding the world’s best pieces of well bread man-meat, she’s even offering Employment Opportunities on her website.

Apply online to be a male prostitute, and spend your days lounging in the sun, acting as a boy-toy for rich women.

I mean, life could be worse.

While I think I’ll plead the 5th when it comes to my opinion of people having sex for money, I will say the idea of someone acknowledging the fact that chicks might enjoy made-to-order escorts just as much as men is an interesting step for the feminist revolution.

Also, when was a hot guy who will do whatever you ask a bad thing?

5 Comments on "Heidi Fleiss Opens Her Own StudFarm. Nice."
  1. Jeff says:
    Sun, 13th Jan 20084:43 pm 

    No way women are going to pay men for sex. If the interest was there you would have seen brothels, strip clubs just for women, sex phone lines for women, etc.

  2. Ryan says:
    Wed, 5th Mar 20083:48 pm 

    Well notice those hands around the guys' waist? well they look like womans hands, because their hands couldn't even reach each other

  3. Walker says:
    Mon, 19th May 20081:25 pm 

    Even the most rookie of a photoshopper could of seen the hands. Good grief what a lame ass

  4. MeanyFoFeany says:
    Thu, 18th Feb 20109:32 pm 

    LOL that's hilarious…an extra pair of hands that belongs to…? a midget with really long arms, hiding behind?!

    Fleiss is a worn-out, fugly bitch with bizarre-looking lips. WTF is going on with her lips?!

    I'm a chick, and I'm married, but if I was a single, working-force woman with big bux to spend, I would certainly rent me a male escort for the night!! Or maybe 2 or 3! LOL Especially since I was in control, and he did whatever I asked him to do. Maybe the reason something like that doesn't exist, is because in a male-dominated world, no one's bothered to even TRY the idea (and the fact that prostitution is illegal, of course) or listen to women to find out what they would want. Besides, haven't you ever seen Midnight Cowboy?? I'm sure there are a lot of not so good looking women or fat chicks who would pay to have a hot, sexy escort go to dinner with them & come back to a hotel room to fulfill their fantasies. You act like every woman on the planet is hot enough to have any guy they want, and that's like probably 2% of the entire female population.

  5. hahahah says:
    Thu, 18th Feb 20109:45 pm 

    PSSH, Jeff: typical MALE sexist point of view. You're probably one of those guys who doesn't even know how to take care of a woman when (if) you have sex. You probably just get off yourself, roll over and fall asleep without even knowing if your woman was satisfied. Afterall, women don't have libidos (that's "sex drive" for you dummies), right? The reason we have DILDOS are because of dolts like you – so we can have something STAY HARD longer than 3 minutes so we can have an orgasm, too. =P If paying for a hot young guy meant he could keep it up to satisfy me, I'd pay for that in a second! It'd be a hell of a lot more gratifying than getting a dinner or a movie from some lame self-centered guy who thinks I "owe him" a romp in the sack afterwards and it has nothing to do with my own sexual gratification. Sex is team effort, guys. Think about how much you would like sex, if it involved getting a boner halfway, and then the girl going "ahhh! DONE" and they flip over and ignore you. Yeah that's how it is for a LOT of women, guys. If you want to keep your girl, learn how to satisfy her!!

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