The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex.
It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of sex itself! So why should you not have sex in one?
According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.
The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has been proven correct – but how long must you stay in the water? A week?
If your guy’s testicles have been heated up to a rolling boil, yes – you should probably get out of the hot tub.
It’s also common knowledge that yes, you can get pregnant in a hot tub. make sure Aquaman wears a condom, and all of your troubles will be gone.
In other words, don’t let anybody – scientists, urologists, virgins, moms – deprive you of experiencing the ultimate. It’s all of our God-given right to experience hot tub sex.
Who buys a hot tub for relaxing anyways?
Just be careful that your parents don’t get to it first – that’s a Greek tragedy in itself.
Have you had hot tub sex?
samee says:
Tue, 13th Nov 20072:57 pm
hell hottty
abas_saed says:
Thu, 6th Mar 200810:57 am
hi
luois says:
Tue, 17th Jun 20087:20 pm
qwert
sds says:
Thu, 19th Jun 20085:36 pm
i am very hot too
kamal says:
Sun, 29th Jun 20086:47 am
hot
deya says:
Sat, 5th Jul 20084:17 pm
hot
ltaf says:
Tue, 8th Jul 20083:18 am
hi i am altaf from kashmir
klayla says:
Fri, 25th Jul 200810:01 pm
hey sexy boy do hat to have sex with me im only 12
klayla says:
Fri, 25th Jul 200810:02 pm
oh and callme 719-547-1616
ali says:
Sat, 2nd Aug 200812:47 am
good
yousef says:
Sun, 3rd Aug 20084:34 am
nice
renispandi says:
Wed, 13th Aug 20082:08 pm
its so bad
usman says:
Mon, 8th Sep 20085:40 am
oyaeh its so hot
samera says:
Fri, 10th Oct 20088:31 am
iam wait now
ghanam says:
Sun, 26th Oct 20089:07 pm
hi
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