Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?

October 23, 2007     Posted in Relationships, Sex

Hot Tub SexThe hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex.

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It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of sex itself! So why should you not have sex in one?

According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.

The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has been proven correct – but how long must you stay in the water? A week?

If your guy’s testicles have been heated up to a rolling boil, yes – you should probably get out of the hot tub.

It’s also common knowledge that yes, you can get pregnant in a hot tub. make sure Aquaman wears a condom, and all of your troubles will be gone.

In other words, don’t let anybody – scientists, urologists, virgins, moms – deprive you of experiencing the ultimate. It’s all of our God-given right to experience hot tub sex.

Who buys a hot tub for relaxing anyways?

Just be careful that your parents don’t get to it first – that’s a Greek tragedy in itself.

Have you had hot tub sex?

19 Comments on "Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?"
  1. samee says:
    Tue, 13th Nov 20072:57 pm 

    hell hottty

  2. abas_saed says:
    Thu, 6th Mar 200810:57 am 

    hi

  3. luois says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 20087:20 pm 

    qwert

  4. sds says:
    Thu, 19th Jun 20085:36 pm 

    i am very hot too

  5. kamal says:
    Sun, 29th Jun 20081:47 am 

    hot

  6. deya says:
    Sat, 5th Jul 200811:17 am 

    hot

  7. ltaf says:
    Tue, 8th Jul 20083:18 am 

    hi i am altaf from kashmir

  8. klayla says:
    Fri, 25th Jul 20085:01 pm 

    hey sexy boy do hat to have sex with me im only 12

  9. klayla says:
    Fri, 25th Jul 20085:02 pm 

    oh and callme 719-547-1616

  10. ali says:
    Fri, 1st Aug 20087:47 pm 

    good

  11. yousef says:
    Sat, 2nd Aug 200811:34 pm 

    nice

  12. renispandi says:
    Wed, 13th Aug 20089:08 am 

    its so bad

  13. usman says:
    Mon, 8th Sep 200812:40 am 

    oyaeh its so hot

  14. samera says:
    Fri, 10th Oct 20088:31 am 

    iam wait now

  15. ghanam says:
    Sun, 26th Oct 20084:07 pm 

    hi

  16. Alfie Davies says:
    Thu, 22nd Jul 20103:40 pm 

    do you think that ceramic hot tubs are still the best or are there any alternatives?*-'

  17. Rain Jacket ` says:
    Mon, 11th Oct 20108:19 pm 

    i love those kidney shaped Bath tubs that are made from tough ceramics;"`

  18. jgriffin says:
    Wed, 8th Jun 20117:29 pm 

    I would so love to have sex in a hot tub with a beautiful big breasted plus sized woman n cuddle with her afterwards n yes cuddlin with her in the hot tub as well

  19. Toby Odunaiya says:
    Tue, 7th Feb 20123:23 pm 

    I would like to have sex in the hot tub but with a girl with big butt and boobs and also sexy.

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