The Booty Trap

November 19, 2007 3:15 pm     Posted in Relationships, Sex  Lauren - University of Michigan g+ page

10014hippies-use-back-door-posters.jpgThis morning, when my Michigan / OSU weekend hangover finally went away, I came downstairs and found my roommates laying around the living room drinking coffee and sharing stories from their weekend escapades. Note: any normal person would assume we all would know these stories since we spent the weekend together, but it was Michigan / OSU weekend…. Without my digital camera I would have no idea what happened.


By Lauren

It turns out that, while in bed, my roommate’s boyfriend, drunk as a skunk (yes, I just used that phrase) made an interesting request. Anal sex.

Now, this topic may not be as taboo as it used to – perhaps we can thank Brokeback Mountain for that? – but it is still a topic I would rather leave to the porn stars than bring into my bedroom. In fact, I am constantly wondering why so many guys make the request to begin with. I get that it may feel “better.” I also can see how it will really spice up a boring sex life (to which I must respond, “So will doing it in the shower.”).

But after asking around, I confirmed my suspicions as to the real reason: the story…

Just like my roommates, guys like to sit around and compare their latest sexcapades with their friends. It seems that since anal sex is still rather kinky (or NOT HAPPENING, depending on who you are), the impressive factor is about as high as it can get. Unless, I suppose, if some dude’s lady lets him invite all her friends over for an orgy.

The point is, most guys don’t want to try the rear to “bring you closer together” or “take the relationship to the next step.” They do it because they want their friends to ooh, ahh and get jealous of the fact that they convinced their girlfriends to do it porn-style. Bonus if they also convinced you to tape the whole thing…. Which they will probably also show their friends.

Hopefully, knowing this, my roommate will opt out again in the future. Especially because her boyfriend is her brother’s best friend.

27 Comments on "The Booty Trap"

  1. Stephanie says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200712:05 pm 

    that's gotta be the craziest story I've ever read!

  2. junkinthetrunk says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200712:19 pm 

    My boyfriend asked the same thing!? He got NOTHING for a week thanks to that little stunt. I asked him if he was into other guys?!

  3. Backdoorboy says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200712:32 pm 

    My girlfriend sent me this link and I have to ask – what is big deal??? There are chicks who like doing it too, so it MUST be somewhat enjoyable.

  4. Carly says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200712:33 pm 

    I have to just say – that sign is my new avatar!

  5. Don says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200712:40 pm 

    reminds me of jail

  6. TinaNY23 says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200712:42 pm 

    Alright – let's keep real for 1 moment…I like it. THERE, I said it. I am Tina, I am 23 and I like anal sex. You little prudes can just deal :)

  7. Jason says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 200711:10 pm 

    Tina, I think I'm in love with you!

  8. Lala says:
    Wed, 21st Mar 20075:08 am 

    My friend's boyfriend made the same request. She responded with "Only if I can shove a cucumber up your ass." At which point he rolled over and went to sleep. The topic has not been brought up since.

  9. renee says:
    Wed, 21st Mar 20077:50 am 

    the first time my boyfriend and i had anal sex it was an accident. yes, an accident. it hurt so bad the first time i thought people who did it were crazy. i knew a few girls in high school who always had anal sex to nick the pregnancy factor. my boyfriend insisted that we work on it and i went along with it. it feels amazing! im not going to lie. now that im into it, my boy says "it doesn’t feel any different" and we usually end up not doin it. at least i can say i tried it right, haha!

  10. anonymous says:
    Wed, 21st Mar 200710:38 am 

    i'm a girl and i definitely like anal. i admit i was weirded out at first, but it ended up being me suggesting it to my boyfriend. and it turns out he had only pretended to be weirded out by it because i had, and he didn't want me to think he was a freak XD anyway, it's great. i say don't knock it til you've tried it. i think that's true about anything, really.

  11. Tex says:
    Wed, 21st Mar 200712:53 pm 

    Not all guys share such stories, and even then some stories just dont get shared. If my fiance ever let me do anal its not something I would share with my friends. I think the biggest reason guys want to do it is because were currious about it, its supposed to feel better and we want to know if its true or not. Asside from that youd be hard pressed to find a guy who you were 100% sure hadnt whatched porn, and most porns have at least one anal scean, can kinda give guys a "well he gets to do it so I should be able to try it to" thought.

  12. jeff says:
    Thu, 3rd May 20079:07 am 

    Girls that do anal are whores. There the same girls you see at the clubs kissing other girls. whores.

  13. Jita says:
    Wed, 9th May 20072:13 pm 

    I'm thinkin' Jeff is a homosexual. Not because he doesn't approve of anal, but because EVERY straight guy love to watch girls kiss girls. That being said, I sell sex toys and my advice to girls that are curious about anal is: buy a small anal plug and some lube from your local sex retailer and use it when you masturbate. If you like it you like it, if you don't then at least now you know.

  14. 12GAUGE says:
    Sun, 12th Aug 20073:22 pm 

    I am a VERY hetero man. In other words very NOT gay and I love anal sex as a bottom. My old gf spent last Sunday with me and while we 69ed she first used a finger on me until I handed her one of my smaller toys and she plowed my backdoor with it. It became increasingly difficult for me to concentrate on chewing her wet pussy. She was not as adept at fucking me as I am in fucking myself tho it was still very enjoyable for me. I also like to be spanked and am getting into SM/BD. I read somewhere that a man has 50000 nerve endings in his crotch area. That same man has a million nerve endings in his ass. And similar to a womans G-spot men are capable of having a prostate orgasm. All of you gay men reading this know what I am talking about and are probably getting horny. I have only had ONE anal orgasm about 2 summers ago. It was the absofuckinglutely most intense cum I ever had IN MY LIFE!!! In my life I have had some toe curling leg cramping cums boil out the end of my cock but all of them were nothing compared to my first (and only,unfortunately) anal cum. I have thought long and hard (no pun intended) about hooking up with gay men to get fucked this well again but haven't had the nerve yet to do so. All you ladies who flat out refuse to try it are missing out on some mind blowing incredible orgasms. It takes alot of lube and gentleness on your partners part. Unless I am very turned on I have to start with a skinny toy like a Doc Johnson anal intruder. Don't let the name scare you…it is about 1" thick and ribbed and about 12" long overall. Start slowly with as much clitoral stimulation as you can handle. As you get wetter and hornier lube up the Doc and gently ease it up there. You may not get past your anal spinkner (sp.?) the first time. Not to worry…Gentle persausion and buku lube and playing-stroking-sucking that pussy will all add to the pleasure. It might happen the first night and it may take months and months and it may never happen…depending on how big your man is and whether he is willing to go slow. A very good website with several knowledgeable people well versed in anal sex pleasures is tootimid.com in their forums section. Tell them 12GAUGE sent you…my ass is tingling and I am feeling horny…time for a nice long hot session with 7 or 8 of my favorite toys…

  15. 12GAUGE says:
    Sun, 12th Aug 20073:29 pm 

    Jeff is an IDIOT. Most likely a liar as well. I love to watch girls kiss and screw each other. Some of my favorite porn is just girls getting it on. Hell if it wasn't for porn I would have gone to the funny farm decades ago. It has helped keep me sane and out of prison all these years when I wasn't getting laid often enough. Truth be told most folks guys and gals would agree with me tho like as not own up to it.

  16. 12GAUGE says:
    Sun, 12th Aug 20073:38 pm 

    TinaNY23- I like the way you think. Too bad you live so far away or we could get it on and do each other. I am into roleplay too. Latex-French Maid-BD-it's all good. I'll top you then we can switch. Sound hot?

  17. Samantha says:
    Mon, 19th Nov 200711:25 am 

    hasn't this already been posted?

  18. Cathy says:
    Mon, 19th Nov 200712:55 pm 

    yeah i think they just reposted it it was posted in March!

  19. Christine says:
    Mon, 19th Nov 20072:44 pm 

    Indeed it has Samantha. I remember reading it.

  20. Anna says:
    Sun, 17th Feb 20084:55 pm 

    Wow… you might just try it once before dissing it. I mean, I don't ever request anal, but I have let my boyfriend in the back door several times. It is what you make it. If you make him promise to go really slow and you use a LOT of lube, you might actually find you enjoy it.

    Plus, not all guys will brag to their friends about their latest achievements in the bedroom. My guy doesn't… or he says he doesn't and I believe him because he's really shy about talking about sex.

    So maybe give it a try ladies… just once… you may like it or you may not, but he'll be pretty pleased that you agreed to even try it at all.

  21. Anna says:
    Sun, 17th Feb 20084:58 pm 

    PS – Jeff, I am not a whore. I've been with my boyfriend for over 4 years now (we started dating when we were 15…) and he's the only man I've ever even KISSED, let alone had sex with. So don't make assumptions. KK THX

  22. bill says:
    Sun, 16th Mar 200810:41 am 

    Please visit jesus-is-lord website.

    Thank you.

  23. rochelle says:
    Wed, 21st May 20088:38 am 

    anal sex does not make you a whore. having sex for money makes you a whore ahem..

    i don't think the anal thing is a big deal, and i guess i will never understand why so many people tend to think that a women is compromising herself when she has it. women can like it *GASP!*. if someone doesn't want to have anal sex ,thats fine its your choice. just don't fucking knock everyone else that does it.

    personally i have done it a few times with my boyfriend. i was always curious about it once i found out a women can reach orgasm through anal sex. he was the one that actually suggested trying it the first time, we talked about it and did it. it wasn't painful, but it did feel weird at first, but after a few minutes it actually started to feel really good. my suggestion is don't do it unless YOU really want to( duh) its not going to feel good unless you're totally relaxed and turned on.

  24. too real from behind says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 200811:12 am 

    i never hit it in the back door.

    did once upon request and found it very uncomfortable

  25. dave says:
    Mon, 28th Jul 20087:30 am 

    hi i love getting fuck in the ass u can text me at 8706651234

  26. TheDude says:
    Mon, 16th Nov 200911:59 pm 

    What a bunch of shit. If a guy want's anal sex he's into guy's? What bullshit! You know that there are actually women who love anal sex, if you are with someone you truly love and trust and who is very gentle and really knows how to please a woman, anal sex done right can give the most intense orgasm a woman ever had. It's not just done by pornstars and gay guy's or guy's that brag about it. Jesus, get a clue, it's not something you do with a drunk fratboy or a one night hook up,there are hundred's of anal sex toy's , and suprise, for WOMEN, not gay men. If a guy loves to play with and lick a womans ass while going down on her and she loves it, the man is gay? Anal sex between men and women is no recent development, it's been done for thousands of years.

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