Girls Are Annoying: Confessions of a Girly Girl

November 28, 2007     Posted in HaHa, Reality

annoying-girls.jpgTrust me, I am a girly girl. My makeup drawer is bigger than my sock drawer, I check my reflection in every mirror (or window) I pass, and nothing makes me smile like a brand new pair of shoes. But that doesn’t mean I can’t hate girls…right?


By Lauren

Well, not hate, necessarily. More like find things about them that just make me embarrassed to be a girl and want to be one of the guys. I have most recently realized these feelings of disdain while watching back to back episodes of My Super Sweet 16 and The Hills. And spending the past week hanging out with a big group of frat-tastic boys.

1. Girls are catty – when we are put in a room together we will find anything (and I mean anything) to argue about. Or, a few of us will find a corner and separate ourselves from the rest of the group in order to talk badly about the others. When guys are put in a room they watch tv or play video games. They fart. They laugh. They have a good time.

2. Girls won’t let anyone kiss/date/talk to anyone they have ever kissed/dated/talked to – It doesn’t matter if it was last week or in second grade; if she dated him, you can’t go near him. And if you do? Watch your back, bitch. Guys, on the other hand, really couldn’t care less. In fact, many like when they “share” a girl so they can compare stories.

3. (Some) girls wear makeup to the gym

4. (Some) girls do their hair for the gym

5. Girls are constantly comparing themselves to others – “Her LV bag is cute, but it is nothing like my MJ.” “She looks really good in that dress…besides that ass.” “Why does she get to date him? Look at her nose.” Guys, on the other hand, are too busy staring at the same girls to notice what other guys look like. (Which, perhaps, contributes to the differences in #1).

6. (Some) girls are cerfitiably crazy – I knew one girl who got mad at a guy, so she had her friends go to his house and throw pies at him. Seriously. I can’t really see any guy coming up with that idea/ever thinking that is a good idea.

6 Comments on "Girls Are Annoying: Confessions of a Girly Girl"

  1. Ashley says:
    Wed, 28th Nov 20077:59 am 

    ahh. yes, i am no longer friends with a girl bc i am dating a guy who she "dated" in junior high. first, what really is dating in junior high? second, she encouraged our relationship until it actually became real and then refused to speak to me. seriously, wtf!?

  2. Amber says:
    Wed, 28th Nov 20071:25 pm 

    My friend slept with a guy two years ago in a desperate attempt to make him like her-Obviously didnt work (Another reason girls are CRAZY). Him and I have been hanging out for a few months, but nothing too serious. Well we were all at a party and my friend freaked out because I was holding his hand and when we left he kissed me (however, it was a peck and I would kiss my mom like that). She then spent the next 4 hours crying, telling me how were no longer friends, claiming I picked him over her (actually I want to take the neither of you option) and she would never do that to a friend but maybe its just her morals. The funny part of my story is the next day I found out she slept with a guy I was talking to over the summer, while I was still talking to him and whats really funny is she has done the same thing before. Girls are hypocritical bitches, but she is still one of my best friends and I love her more than life.

  3. H says:
    Wed, 28th Nov 20079:57 pm 

    Wow, Amber. After all that bitching and you love her more than life? Now that's something I don't understand about girls. They bitch about each other with no guilt and still maintains to have a friednship.

  4. Dana says:
    Thu, 29th Nov 20073:55 pm 

    admittedly, there are a few crazy/catty/stupid girls out there, just like there are plenty of guys who are jerks. but a guy would never write an article saying that men, in general, suck. that would just seem like a lame and very obvious way of trying to say he's the exception and therefore better than the rest of his gender. just saying.

  5. Becca says:
    Sun, 18th Jan 20098:10 am 

    I have an ex friend of mine who maintains and and spread rumours (we're in our Sophomore year of college now) that I stole her boyfriend. This was a guy she cheated on, then broke up with, and all I did was hang out with him, attempt to hit on him, and then listen to him get upset about how she cheated on him then dumped him. and I'm the bad guy…

    She's the reason I've only got about 5 female friends, and the rest are boys.

  6. alex says:
    Fri, 11th Dec 20092:58 pm 

    ….Hey, you are all freakin' crazy,….. age 9-90,…..but I love it!

    Yeah, I'm crazy too for putting up with all your fucking craziness.

    Where does that leave us?!

    We're crazy, let's fuck!

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