Tila Tequila is a Straight Shooter

November 30, 2007 - 1:19 pm By CC Staff

tila tequilaThe ever reliable Page Six is reporting that MTV’s own rampant bi-sexual is not as fickle as the public is led to believe.

So, Tila Tequila isn’t bi? You mean, her entire existence is a total sham? There’s no way the most popular girl on MySpace would ever try to sell herself further for essentially doing nothing! No! It can’t be! Tila is a completely legitimate woman/pop singer/MySpace celebrity, right?

Sure she is! She’s as classy as a queen. Need proof? Check out the evidence:

She’s singing “Like a Virgin”! Those semi-seductive winks and all that head shaking is just for show. Not. Slutty. At all.

She’s a dancer! I’d say this video is NSFW, but she’s an artist so I’m just going to say it’s beautiful.

Tucker Carlson wants to interview her! This is when you know she’s made it. She’s on cable news and totally well-spoken and intelligent. You can’t beat sound-bytes like, “I’ve always had this thing where I wanted attention from everyone…” Lovely!

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2 Comments on "Tila Tequila is a Straight Shooter"

  1. Charlie says:
    Fri, 30th Nov 20073:53 pm 

    Not with a rubber dick from 2 miles away!

  2. poopoo says:
    Sat, 26th Apr 20082:34 am 

    fire—-ahh!

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