Questions About Sex? Just Ask Grandma

December 17, 2007 11:30 am     Posted in Relationships, Sex  Lauren - University of Michigan g+ page

talk sexThanks to about a foot of snow, I spent my Saturday night curled up on my couch with a remote and a half gallon of chocolate ice cream. I know I joke about spending my life in my living room, but lately (maybe it’s the new boy? Or the new birth control?) I have actually been looking forward to going out on the town.


By Lauren

But, Mother Nature had her way with me and I had no choice but to throw on some sweats and settle down in front of the TV.

Unfortunately, my DVR was empty and my DVD collection looked totally unappealing. My only choices for entertainment for the evening were 1) creating some new Facebook albums, 2) updating my Tumblr, or 3) relying on cable TV to get me through the night.

#1 and #2 only took me a few minutes, so at 8:00PM I flipped on the TV and began my quest for something to watch. And that is when I found Talk Sex with Sue. Imagine setting up a camera, a phone and a series of sex toys in your grandmother’s living room and you pretty much have Talk Sex.

Sue Johanson, the show’s host, is a 77 year old nurse and sex educator in Toronto, Canada. Her show, which airs live on the Oxygen network, mostly consists of people from across the country calling in to ask personal sexual questions.

And I mean personal.

Some of the questions I witnessed last night ranged from “Is a nipple ring going to cause problems when I breast feed?” to “Can I get an STD when my boyfriend ejaculates in my ear?” (Seriously, that was a question) Someone even called in to ask if it was bad for her vagina to have three penises in it at once. AT ONCE!

I don’t know how Sue, a cute little bubbie-like woman, became the expert on these topics, but apparently she is because the calls keep coming. And she never laughs at or judges any of ‘em.

The best parts of the show, though, are “Hot Stuff Bag of Goodies” and “Sex Position of the Week.” Not only are these entirely educational, but watching an old lady describe and wave around a butt plug really is truly indescribable.

I never thought I would say this, but everyone should be watching this grandma dole out sex advice. It might just be the best programming on TV today.

11 Comments on "Questions About Sex? Just Ask Grandma"

  1. Jewel says:
    Mon, 17th Dec 20079:43 am 

    Haha she came to our Frosh week at StFX University. She even done a demonstration of of oral sex with a dildo. It was hilarious. Much love to her.

  2. Erica says:
    Mon, 17th Dec 20077:30 pm 

    My friend's and I watched this all the time when I was in public school, my favorite is when a caller ask if it's okay to have her husband's big toe in her vagina.

  3. thecars says:
    Mon, 17th Dec 20077:43 pm 

    YEAH X!!

    I had that during frosh week too….

    bet we know eachother….. haha

    oh sue.

  4. molly says:
    Sat, 5th Jan 200810:58 pm 

    I love talk sex. It's amazing.

  5. aa says:
    Mon, 7th Jan 20088:45 pm 

    i am trying to convince my wife to have mfm threesome, Im not a perv I just really like seeing her happy in bed, she is preggers with our seccond child, and sex and orgasams are better for her, I know she is extra horny because the other morning she aske me to play with door#2, which is sorta a taboo with her, she says no to my reqest, this is not a trick for a ffm, that not inteersting for me. my question is, females must dream about this stuff, you are only human, am I out to lunch or what, Thanks.

  6. bigo says:
    Sun, 13th Apr 200810:12 am 

    you only live once…..try it.

  7. mani says:
    Mon, 7th Jul 20082:27 am 

    well i am 24yrs old man and i never do sex once. problem with me that i did not attract towards girls but i strongly attracted towards fleshy womens. it is like very shameful for me so tell me what can i do?i desperately need sex but i am shy guy and i do not want to sleep with sex workers.i really hate them and i don't want to be married.

  8. Ricky says:
    Wed, 28th Mar 201212:02 am 

    Im a 26 year old man married with 2 beautiful girls my wife complains too much that I always have sex on mind. I do, about 60% of the time is that abnormal? She also gets bothered cause I watch porn n I always text her how horny I am thinking of her.she tells me I’m sick from my head. Am I sex addicted is it bad

  9. Andressa says:
    Tue, 24th Apr 20123:48 am 

    If you are SUPER serious about finindg someone, go on a pay site because everyone on there is very serious as well and will probably always email you back. The free ones.. some people still have accounts on and may not even use. It’s harder to find someone, but if you aren’t that serious and are just doing it for fun.. try out the free one.

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