How Your Apartment Proves You’re Single and Unlaid
It’s usually pretty easy to tell if a guy is single from his apartment. You’ve got the typical underwear out in the open, ring around the bathtub, week old stubble discard in the sink, that odd “shoe and old clothes smell”…I could go on, but it only gets grosser from here.
Here are some of the signs (which I may or may not totally recognize):
• Slovenly heaps of little-used makeups in the bathroom
• inspirational or thinspirational things on the fridge
And my personal favorite,
• Overflowing shoe rack and nothing in the fridge
Do you have your own Bachelorette Pad dead giveaways? How about underwear and bras hanging from the shower curtain? A vibrator within arm’s reach? Half-eaten ice cream cartons that are crumpled and melty because someone’s eaten them without the aid of a bowl?
Come on, girls, give us those dirty apartment secrets!