Comments on: How Your Apartment Proves You’re Single and Unlaid http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/ Advice on student style, collegiate dating discussion guides, relationship advice and women's studies. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:37:03 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Pearl http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7241 Pearl Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:28:35 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7241 Lily, you are my hero. I'd probably marry you if I was interested in women and it was legal. As for my apartment? The disaster area is under the bed (a convenient place to shove mess when I'm feeling lazy) and the computer area. The fridge is filled with coffee grounds and celery, I have an entire rack of mugs for tea, and my trash can is filled with receipts from Starbucks. Ha! Caffeine addicted college girls... You just gotta love us. But mostly I tend to keep a clean space, exceptions being around finals and weekends. And Rick, as for fashion magazines being pointless, I'd like to pay homage to the saying, "One man's junk is another's treasure." Such is the case to those of us trying for a BFA in fashion design. If you'd like to put together a thirty-page long trend forecasting booklet without referencing said magazines for current and past trends, be my guest. I'm not that suicidal. Lily, you are my hero. I’d probably marry you if I was interested in women and it was legal.

As for my apartment? The disaster area is under the bed (a convenient place to shove mess when I’m feeling lazy) and the computer area. The fridge is filled with coffee grounds and celery, I have an entire rack of mugs for tea, and my trash can is filled with receipts from Starbucks. Ha! Caffeine addicted college girls… You just gotta love us.

But mostly I tend to keep a clean space, exceptions being around finals and weekends.

And Rick, as for fashion magazines being pointless, I’d like to pay homage to the saying, “One man’s junk is another’s treasure.” Such is the case to those of us trying for a BFA in fashion design. If you’d like to put together a thirty-page long trend forecasting booklet without referencing said magazines for current and past trends, be my guest. I’m not that suicidal.

]]> By: Heather http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7240 Heather Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:42:18 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7240 Owned. Owned.

]]> By: Lily http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7239 Lily Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:47:05 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7239 Rick honey, it's not that there aren't any decent girls around. Besides, any of the habits mentioned by the ladies above are no worse (if not better) than what you do when you're alone in your bedroom. It's okay for you to have no social life or even an actual relationship. It's not okay to type up some pathetic jab at woman on a website you unintentionally stumbled upon while searching for some free lesbian porn. Who knows, maybe you're right? If you're 40 and you're living in the ways mentioned above you probably would be a bit suicidal. But let's be honest here, there's a reason why people are writing your suicide notes FOR you. “...just one more pill...” Do us all a favor, will you baby? Rick honey, it’s not that there aren’t any decent girls around. Besides, any of the habits mentioned by the ladies above are no worse (if not better) than what you do when you’re alone in your bedroom. It’s okay for you to have no social life or even an actual relationship. It’s not okay to type up some pathetic jab at woman on a website you unintentionally stumbled upon while searching for some free lesbian porn.

Who knows, maybe you’re right? If you’re 40 and you’re living in the ways mentioned above you probably would be a bit suicidal. But let’s be honest here, there’s a reason why people are writing your suicide notes FOR you. “…just one more pill…”

Do us all a favor, will you baby?

]]> By: Rick http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7238 Rick Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:22:55 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7238 Christ, are all girls this vapid? No wonder a decent girl is so hard to find... If you were 40 and living in any of the ways described above, wouldn't you want to kill yourself? If so, why live like that when you're not yet 40? You create a pattern of behavior when you're young and before you know it, you're single, still reading fashion magazines (<i>fashion</i> magazines! THE most insipid and worthless genre of print ever invented) with an ass the size and approximate shape of a COUCH, eating whole pints of ice cream and telling yourself, "...just one more spoon..." Christ, are all girls this vapid?

No wonder a decent girl is so hard to find…

If you were 40 and living in any of the ways described above, wouldn’t you want to kill yourself? If so, why live like that when you’re not yet 40? You create a pattern of behavior when you’re young and before you know it, you’re single, still reading fashion magazines (fashion magazines! THE most insipid and worthless genre of print ever invented) with an ass the size and approximate shape of a COUCH, eating whole pints of ice cream and telling yourself, “…just one more spoon…”

]]> By: Tracy Jai http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7235 Tracy Jai Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:56:01 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7235 Tampon wrappers not even hidden in the trash - just tossed on-top...real turn-on for the boys! Tampon wrappers not even hidden in the trash – just tossed on-top…real turn-on for the boys!

]]> By: collegegirl http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7237 collegegirl Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:58:53 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7237 by not unlaid i mean getting laid :) by not unlaid i mean getting laid :)

]]> By: collegegirl http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7236 collegegirl Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:58:20 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7236 single (surprisingly not unlaid)! -clothes for my cat (yes i know) -south beach diet type food in fridge (but not enough for 2) -tv left on vh1 from the last time i vegged out to celebrity rehab! single (surprisingly not unlaid)!

-clothes for my cat (yes i know)

-south beach diet type food in fridge (but not enough for 2)

-tv left on vh1 from the last time i vegged out to celebrity rehab!

]]> By: Janers http://collegecandy.com/2007/12/31/how-your-apartment-proves-youre-single-and-unlaid/#comment-7234 Janers Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:56:30 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/4446#comment-7234 how about chocolate wrappers, tons of dvd rental sleeves or your boxed set of SATC out, dog clothes, and a sweatshirt and fleece pj bottom filled hamper, how about chocolate wrappers, tons of dvd rental sleeves or your boxed set of SATC out, dog clothes, and a sweatshirt and fleece pj bottom filled hamper,

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