Eminem Gets Fat, No One Really Cares

January 9, 2008 1:33 pm     Posted in Buzz  Jess - NYU g+ page

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By Jess

Yo, what has happened to Eminem?

While it’s taking all of my strength to keep away from a joke about the guy eating too many of his chocolate namesake, I gotta say, boy has gotten chubby.

Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, has been under the radar for a while…ever since he got divorced from his wife and then married her again and then got divorced a second time. Apparently, women aren’t the only ones who use food to get them through tough situations, because the rapper was recently released from the hospital after a bout of pneumonia brought on by heart problems—heart problems that may or may not have something to do with the fact that the guy is now reportedly around 200 pounds.

There aren’t many pictures of fat Eminem floating around the internet, but the ones I did find certainly corroborate with reports that his once hot physique is nowhere to be found.

My guess is that if Slim Shady were a woman, everyone from Perezhilton to TMZ to CNN would be freaking their shit about his weight gain (because that’s just our society these days), but since he’s a dude, no one really cares if he’s been hitting the Cheetos a little too hard.

What do you think? Is Eminem’s weight gain a moot point because he’s a guy, or is he just a boring celebrity people have already forgotten about?

18 Comments on "Eminem Gets Fat, No One Really Cares"

  1. lol says:
    Thu, 10th Jan 200810:33 pm 

    a bout of phenomona? dont you mean pneumonia?? lol

  2. EminemIsMyHero says:
    Thu, 10th Jan 200811:43 pm 

    Eminem got fat who cares, i download his music, and i don't have a music video, i just hear what he raps about it and i fucking love it.. Go em

  3. $0Ñ!© says:
    Fri, 11th Jan 200812:11 pm 

    I don't think he actually looks even fat :P .

    $0Ñ!©.

  4. shadybiz says:
    Mon, 14th Jan 20086:09 am 

    eminem forgotten? maybe for u little pop suckers. as far as the rap business goes he's still one of the top playas, hes just more behind the scenes; playin QB instead of wide reciever. obie says em mite be droppin the summer. forgotten: maybe for the little punk guys running around wearing women's pants. the guys with balls still r all waiting for the new album

  5. JJ PARK says:
    Thu, 17th Jan 200810:18 pm 

    hehehe!!!

    a bout of phenomona? dont you mean pneumonia?? lol

    FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Eminem'sWifey says:
    Fri, 18th Jan 20084:35 pm 

    Eminem can be 500 pounds but hes still a great rapper! And i’ll still do him! lmao!!!

  7. shay_says_growup says:
    Sat, 19th Jan 20084:48 pm 

    everyones makin me mad..i mean c'mon..

    so what if hes put on some weight he said hes going to loose it..at least he aint sitting on his ass on the computer like us…

    so grow up and stop talkin shit

  8. shay_says_growup says:
    Sat, 19th Jan 20084:49 pm 

    grow up.

    he said hes going to loose the weight.

    and half ya'all makin these comments adre fat asses huh?

    haha

    got ya there, huh?

    so grow up and take a look in the mirror for ya run ya mouth bout him..

    k?

  9. kris says:
    Mon, 21st Jan 20084:31 pm 

    why is eminem so fat?

    look….

    First and foremost…he lost his best friend Proof, he's BEEN going through ongoing drama with his wife/girlfriend/wife/ex-wife… you get the point.

    or maybe you don't.

    Maybe your just another mindless retarded blogger, who doesnt operate off fact, and operates off stupid rumors, and assumptions… then trys to pass em as fact.

    "hehe, like… why is eminem so fat? he's like… got chubby… omg… i cant believe it!"

    shut the fuck up

  10. kris says:
    Mon, 21st Jan 20084:34 pm 

    o yea… your a fucking retard, miss "phenomona"

    you need to be worried why the fuck you can't spell, and not eminem's gut.

  11. melia says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 200812:36 pm 

    is that even him? wtf.

  12. melia says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 200812:38 pm 

    isnt he one of the WATN stars? ( were are they now)

    idk. but hes old news

  13. scott says:
    Thu, 24th Jan 20085:52 am 

    Yo Check this out all you dumb fucks get a life the reason why he is prolly so stressed because he cant even walk down the fucking streets with out getting mobbed by fans yea his music is bad ass but he is just doing his job nobody mobbs a fucking nurse or a fucking post man shit hop of his nuts buy his shit if you like it bottom line no need to go crazy damn!!!!!

  14. Bickram says:
    Fri, 1st Feb 20082:48 pm 

    wat!

    ppl forgot him

    feelz so bad for that poor man

  15. hybridstyles says:
    Sun, 10th Feb 200812:14 pm 

    Ok you groupies, maybe I'm mistaken, but this blog posed a question, did it not? The blogger never called into question his talent or his legacy, nor is it false that Em has gained weight and is not the focal point of the music industry anymore. He never even poked fun at him! The theories and question posed is actually a good one, not to mention relevant, but I suppose I'd have missed it too if I had my tongue up someone's ass that didn't even know I existed.

  16. eminem @@@@ says:
    Sun, 17th Aug 20084:00 am 

    omfg guys whit a bols waiting we all waiting for that eminem will come back on the scenes.. pop,rock for girls !!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ eminem always in ma heart

  17. kristen says:
    Tue, 9th Dec 20087:12 am 

    i think eminem is hott no matter what and you guys need to quit being gay he is really stressd

  18. selena says:
    Tue, 14th Jun 20111:13 am 

    man idk y people go around sayin that yaalll people r really piss me off

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