Eminem Gets Fat, No One Really Cares
Yo, what has happened to Eminem?
While it’s taking all of my strength to keep away from a joke about the guy eating too many of his chocolate namesake, I gotta say, boy has gotten chubby.
Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, has been under the radar for a while…ever since he got divorced from his wife and then married her again and then got divorced a second time. Apparently, women aren’t the only ones who use food to get them through tough situations, because the rapper was recently released from the hospital after a bout of pneumonia brought on by heart problems—heart problems that may or may not have something to do with the fact that the guy is now reportedly around 200 pounds.
There aren’t many pictures of fat Eminem floating around the internet, but the ones I did find certainly corroborate with reports that his once hot physique is nowhere to be found.
My guess is that if Slim Shady were a woman, everyone from Perezhilton to TMZ to CNN would be freaking their shit about his weight gain (because that’s just our society these days), but since he’s a dude, no one really cares if he’s been hitting the Cheetos a little too hard.
What do you think? Is Eminem’s weight gain a moot point because he’s a guy, or is he just a boring celebrity people have already forgotten about?