Crazy Advisory System: Britney is a Code Red!

By CC Staff

At first, I loved her. She was a slave for me, even though I was toxic…she told me so!Then Brit was so sad that I felt bad for her. Next time she was in the news, I felt bad for her kids. At NO TIME, did I ever feel bad for K-Fed (You are a douche dude! Go finish highschool! Zac Efron is cooler than you.)

With the latest videos, stories and photos of Britney having sex in a boutique (Betsey Johnson) and cursing out small store managers – she is a little too Bobby&Whitney on crack for me. The days of her carrying Preston around while a wife-beater without a bra and driving around with Paris refusing to wear underwear, seem so long ago. Those times of normal white-trashdom have careened into the psycho-hose-beast we see before us today. I can’t help but think:

How many years are those kids going to supported by our tax dollars?

Is forcing Hollywood to file for permits before they procreate enough to solve the problem?

Does K-Fed even have a job?

Right now, she is looking for attention. I know we all said that before, but we couldn’t help but watch anyway…I know I couldn’t. I have had it now. I’m out. When my little sister used to act stupid to get everyone’s attention, my mom would tell us just to ignore her and she will go away.

Go away Britney, just go away.