Quickie: The Stock Market Drops it Like it’s Hot

January 22, 2008     Posted in News

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By Jess

You know what I love doing after a nice, long, relaxing weekend? Waking up to the sound of bells ringing and sweating Wallstreet dudes screaming from the rooftops.

That’s right. The stock market is falling. Faster than the drunken hook-ups at Sundance, faster than the disappearance of Amy Winehouse’s crack stash—just…fast.

Some people think we’re headed into a recession. Which is just the kind of news I love to hear after receiving my first monstrous student loan bill in the mail.

Those who enjoy depressing themselves can go to CNN for updates.

One Comment on "Quickie: The Stock Market Drops it Like it’s Hot"

  1. Samuel Hernandez says:
    Sat, 10th Jul 20107:05 pm 

    as always, stock market is one of the best ways to earn lots of money."~;

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