Quickie: Adnan Ghalib Goes to My Bikini Waxer

January 24, 2008     Posted in HaHa

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By Jess

Adnan Ghalib. Britney’s maybe-maybe not-boyfriend.

I know he’s not really worth talking about, considering the fact that he’s selling his story before it’s even dry to national TV and is supposedly married. But I just can’t help myself. I must write this. I must purge this thought from my soul:

Adnan Ghalib has a landing strip on his face!!

Why has no one talked about this?! Why has no gossip blog explored the deep, cavernous chasm that is Ghalib’s utter ridiculousness? I mean, a thirty-five year old man who chases celebrities for a living? Who wears skull belts?! Who has / had a relationship with dirty, crazy Britney Spears?! Who proudly sports spiked hair a la 1998? WHO HAS A LANDING STRIP ON HIS FACE?!?

Whew.

Okay. I feel better now. Like a little bit of evil has just left my body.

One Comment on "Quickie: Adnan Ghalib Goes to My Bikini Waxer"

  1. al says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 200811:11 pm 

    adnan ghalib is an arabic fuck looser like most of

    them, he can not face a real man one on one, that's

    why hi's picking on defenseless women.Tell him

    i'll pay him 10 mil kicks in his stincking arabic

    ass

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