This Guy Gets ALLLL the Girls: CALVIN HARRIS

By Elizabeth

Have you ever met that guy who’s got arrogance dripping from his pores? He’s a Tommy Lee, with charm, stuck in a Brad Pitt body. And he can dance. And he is undeniably witty…always with better comebacks than your own during your flirtatious banter with him.

He can get all the girls. And the fact that he knows it sadly doesn’t make it any less of a fact because…you know you’d do him, too.

Well, Scotland’s Calvin Harris is not only this guy…but he’s written a song about it, too. As I heard his music for the first time in a video on YouTube, aptly named, “The Girls“; I was angry. The chorus of his song is simple:

“I get all the girls, I get all the girls, I get all the girls, I get all the girls”.

He dances around with American Apparel looking babes of all sorts of hair and skin color. And I’m angry because I would bet money that he DID get all of those girls after the video shoot.

And the sexiest part of all?

This boy makes you want to dance. (of course he does).

He’s a hot Scottish party wrapped up with ass shaking beats.

His music is an honest fusion of disco, techno, pop, and humor.

He is the soundtrack to your next night out with the girls (all of whom he is “getting”). You will run stop signs and look maniacal while screaming out lyrics like:

“I’ve got love for you if you were born in the eighties. The eighties.”

If party music is your thing, I’ve got only one message for you:

If you wanna keep up, you’ve gotta get down. WITH CALVIN HARRIS.