The Deal With Michelle Obama

February 22, 2008 1:30 pm     Posted in Buzz  Elizabeth-Baruch College g+ page

michelle-obama-wfw-400a083007.jpgWith everyone making such a fuss over Hillary Clinton’s spouse in regard to her shot at being the man of the house; it only seems fair to me that Michelle Obama be dragged out to the boxing ring and forced to show us what she is made of, too.


By Elizabeth

Through a complication that seems to be either really good or really bad for Hillary at all times…her husband was president. Therefore, we likely already have an established opinion of him. And, by default, unfortunately, many people will not be voting for Hillary simply because of their views of Bill.

So if we are going to put such a heavy emphasis on the spouses of the candidates, we should all know a lot more about Michelle.

HER HISTORY

Michelle is American. She was raised in Chicago and went on to study at Princeton University and then attended Harvard Law School. She went back to Chicago to work as a lawyer when she completed her education.

Okay. So far, so good. The chic is smart. She even skipped second grade.

HOW’D THEY HOOK UP?

Michelle and Barack both stood out at the law firm where they were working in Chicago. They were the only African Americans at the firm. She was initially mentoring HIM when they met. So if you’ve got any questions as to whether or not Barack takes advice from Michelle…I think that’s pretty evident considering that their relationship has been built on that atmosphere.

WHAT IS SHE LIKE?

Well, clearly, she’s very intelligent. She speaks eloquently, but there is no questioning her sense of humor. In fact, Michelle was being so sarcastic in the beginning of Barack’s campaign that she had to tone it down due to the fact that picking up on sarcasm requires a portion of a brain…and not everyone in this country has that.

The good news is that she seems pretty sound, reasonable, and passionate about the future of this country. The bad news is that a candidate is always campaigning with their spouse, and god bless the hearts of those who are single and aspire for a career in politics.

There has always been this unsafe stigma attached to the concept of a politician NOT attached romantically. Thus far, this country has seen only one bachelor president: James Buchanan.

Do we ever simply vote for the candidate him or herself? Also, what do YOU think of Michelle? We all know what Mr. O’Reilly thinks of her, and some people are even comparing her with Jackie O…

One Comment on "The Deal With Michelle Obama"

  1. Impeach Obama Now says:
    Fri, 10th Apr 20093:02 pm 

    The UNOFFICIAL STORY:

    Barack's mother gave birth to him due to the fact that she likes to hump muslim terrorist niggers. When she gave birth to her bastard son, she thought she had just taken a shit and was debating weather or not to flush him down the toilet. Being the devout atheist she was, and since she didn't have enough brains to get an abortion, she figured she would raise the little abomination instead. Obama met his bitch of a wife at a drunken college orgy where he and she had been enjoying many slices of watermelon and many buckets of fried chicken. They got to talking in a drunken stuper about how they wanted to take over the United States, strip its citizens of most of their rights and freedoms, and engineer an economic collapse that would destroy the United States in the name of Islam. While they were talking, they got into some serious fucking as well. The fact that Obama is really only about 7% African American and mostly ARAB may have been what originally turned Michelle on to Barack. After all, she figured that since she really hates and distrusts white people, who better to marry than an Arab who hates America!

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