Barack's mother gave birth to him due to the fact that she likes to hump muslim terrorist niggers. When she gave birth to her bastard son, she thought she had just taken a shit and was debating weather or not to flush him down the toilet. Being the devout atheist she was, and since she didn't have enough brains to get an abortion, she figured she would raise the little abomination instead. Obama met his bitch of a wife at a drunken college orgy where he and she had been enjoying many slices of watermelon and many buckets of fried chicken. They got to talking in a drunken stuper about how they wanted to take over the United States, strip its citizens of most of their rights and freedoms, and engineer an economic collapse that would destroy the United States in the name of Islam. While they were talking, they got into some serious fucking as well. The fact that Obama is really only about 7% African American and mostly ARAB may have been what originally turned Michelle on to Barack. After all, she figured that since she really hates and distrusts white people, who better to marry than an Arab who hates America!