Keep Your Privates to Yourself (buy a strapless thong)

sizzlered.jpgLast weekend when I was out enjoying an evening at the bar (read: getting wasted in honor of…well, in honor of being wasted), I spotted a group of girls in short tops and extra low jeans.

Needless to say, they weren’t the classiest ladies in the room. Even more needless to say, I got a nice view of each of the ladies’ underwear choices for the evening: thongs.

The girls didn’t even have to bend over or sit down for the thongs to say hello; they were just out. Silly me, I thought that the thong out of the jeans trend ended back in 2005, but apparently I was wrong.

I was also very, very drunk, so I did what I do best; I talked shit about these girls to my friends. And also may have gone up to the Thong Crew and asked them if they were trying to make a fashion statement or just look really, really slutty before being dragged out of the bar by the people I was with.

If only I had known that night about Shibue Couture; I could have actually offered some advice instead of potentially starting a bar brawl.

The people over at Shibue Couture must have had me and my judgmental thoughts in mind when they created what can only be considered the best thing to happen to ladies lingerie since Victoria shared her secret. They have come out with a strapless G-string. The panty is made of some super soft fabrics and comes with 12 liners. You just use the adhesive and stick that puppy on just above your happy place where it then heads back to stick just above your crack (sorry, there is no dainty way to put it).

[It must be noted that these panties are best used on ladies who are all (or nearly) bare down there. I'm just sayin; it may not be too comfortable for our not-so-furless friends.]

The strapless G-string is perfect for those extra low rise jeans and super short skirts. No vag/thong flashing here. Someone should really let Paris, Britney and LiLo know about these things; it would save us all the horror of seeing their privates on an almost daily basis.

6 Comments on "Keep Your Privates to Yourself (buy a strapless thong)"

  1. kim says:
    Sat, 1st Mar 200812:16 pm 

    why not just go without underwear? besides, i think anyone who’s still wearing thongs with jeans wants people to know it.

  2. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Sat, 1st Mar 200812:46 pm 

    No undies = vag flashing.

    Seriously, do you really want everyone one campus knowing about your waxing preferences (or lack thereof)??

  3. Casey says:
    Sat, 1st Mar 200812:47 pm 

    I only wear thongs. I hate wedgies and I’d rather just have a string up there then a whole wad of fabric. Besides I stopped feeling that string after a month of nothing but thongs. But what is wrong with wearing thongs with jeans? or thongs in general?

    If you buy low rise jeans just buy some damn low rise thongs! Come on ladies, It’s not that difficult to figure out!

  4. Corrine says:
    Sat, 1st Mar 200812:55 pm 

    a man HAD to have invented this

  5. dili says:
    Sun, 2nd Mar 20085:01 am 

    I also only wear thongs. They are just more comfortable and no panty lines in any kind of bottoms. Besides wearing a strapless thong wont stop girls from not showing their underwear. Its not about the straps its the back triangle. So I dont think its about wearing thongs or panties. Its personality.

  6. Mary says:
    Tue, 11th Mar 20088:56 pm 

    I agree with dili about the back triangle and the personality of the wearer. This is merely really clever marketing. Wish I’d thought of it, lol.

Tell us what you're thinking...




COVER STORY

When Healthy Eating Becomes Unhealthy When Healthy Eating Becomes Unhealthy

Food. Body image. Health. Things we think about everyday. With ads on TV, in... 

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Advice To Our Younger Selves The CC Weekly Weigh In: Advice To Our Younger Selves

Remember when you were 13 and everything seemed like the biggest deal ever and “OMG... 

Sexy Time: Can Sex Be Too Good? Sexy Time: Can Sex Be Too Good?

I am having the best sex of my life. My boyfriend is absolutely amazing. He loves... 

Read More Posts From This Category

HAHA

Caption This: What Is Going On Here? Caption This: What Is Going On Here?

So many thoughts. Can’t form words. What is happening here? Give us a caption... 

We Can’t Get Enough Peen We Can’t Get Enough Peen

Not gonna lie…this summer hasn’t been the friskiest for me. And I know... 

Sex Education 201: The Stuff You Really Wanna Know Sex Education 201: The Stuff You Really Wanna Know

Back in the 9th grade when I was forced to take Sex Ed from a 79 year old man with... 

Read More Posts From This Category