Heidi Montag and Britney Spears: The Duet That May Kill You

You know how some of us are all excited that The Hills is coming back to MTV? Well, silicone-filled super villainess Heidi Montag has decided to drum up some pre-season premiere publicity by attaching herself to Britney Spears

By Jess

I know. You don’t have to say it. Worst. Idea. Ever.

According to everyone’s favorite gossip whore, Heidi and her little Punch-Me-Face boyfriend Spencer Pratt randomly stumbled upon a previously unreleased Britney demo while screwing shit up in a recording studio one day. Using their minds for something other than eating, buying shoes, and frolicking on the beach, Spence and Heidi decided the best thing to do with Brit’s demo was paste Heidi’s voice onto it and make it a duet.

A duet. Between Heidi Montag and Britney Spears.

Apparently, S&H thought releasing this horrible song as a duet would “get more press” than Heidi rerecording the song herself.

I wish I could comment more on this debacle, but every word I write concerning these two brings me one step closer to total body shut-down.

If you want to tempt death, check out the song here.