Lindsay Lohan Blames It On Her “College Years”

Oh, Hollywood girls. So many of them seem to always be posing as if there’s a mirror somewhere and speaking as if they’re reading their own autobiographical script to potential producers. Lindsay Lohan has, to no one’s surprise, joined this little club over the last few years.

When Lindsay started to flush herself down the toilet publicly with her drinking and drug use…I can’t lie about the fact that there was a secret part of me that was thoroughly thrilled. I wasn’t thrilled because I was just THAT eager to see her self destruct. Rather, I was thrilled because I’m always a fan of the reckless starlet…the tortured artist who isn’t going to adhere to the footsteps laid down by wholesome high profile girls before her.

But now she has gone too far.

If you’re going to be a wreck–embrace it. Don’t feed us bullshit about how you were “going through a really tough time” over the last year. To quote Ms. Lohan from a recent interview:

“I had a lot going on in my life and that was a way of hiding from it. I hadn’t seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress because I was constantly working and never took time to stop.“

She went on to say:

“It was like my college years–and it was just all photographed.”

Listen up, Linds. We all work hard. And most of us party hard, too. Especially, as you subtly pointed out, during our college years. If someone had been taking pictures of every drunken night I’ve had in the last year–I would have a reputation twice as bad as yours. But I still haven’t landed my ass in jail.

Quit convincing yourself (and everyone else) that your mistakes are part of a past Lindsay who couldn’t channel her frustrations properly because MOST twenty-something girls love to party. Your only actual problem is that you’re an idiot.

Peace out.