Top 10 Fugliest Talent
March 26, 2008 Posted in Reality
“You’re great but….could you do something about your face???”
The truth is, if you aren’t beautiful–you aren’t the leading lady.
THATS SHOW BIZ, BABY.
But somehow, these folks have managed to trump the odds. Sure, they could have been blessed with better genes, but hey, they’re still racking in the dough and for that, high five to them and their faces.
Just remember, if business gets slow….there’s always surgery.
1. CELINE DION
Good thing her “heart” will go on and on…
Holy INVISALIGN. Could someone get her the hook up? She’s too busy spending money on crack.
3. PARIS HILTON
She just has the dough to “fake it” behind a sh*tload of lipgloss and bleach. Imagine what that face looks like the morning after
4. STAR JONES
What is redeeming about her other than maybe…her “husband”? (who, coincidentally, might just be totally and completely GAY)
Pays off to be related to executives and sh*t, eh? Your dad will love you no matter what you look like, honey.
6. FERGIE
She has an uncanny resemblance to a frog. UNCANNY.
7. PEREZ HILTON
Yes. you are now a “celebrity”. Cheers, punk.
8. POSH SPICE
She must have pumpkin pie flavored nipples. How else could David Beckhott have fallen for her?
9. ZAC EFRON
The day wax-face “comes out” is the day teen girls’ hearts will simultaneously SHATTER across America. I’d like to know the exact date and time so I can have my earplugs in.
10. OWEN WILSON
All smashed nose and possible-heroin overdose covered up with a suicide attempt aside, It’s amazing how much I’d still like him to ask me on a date. Owen? You out there??
[Got your own 'talented, yet fugly' suggestions? You KNOW we want to hear 'em]
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Laura says:
Wed, 26th Mar 20081:18 pm
wow. what a cruel post.
M says:
Wed, 26th Mar 20081:42 pm
I completely agree with Laura. Is this really necessary? They've done more than most of us ever will…sentiments like those in this post only add to our image-obsessed culture.
L says:
Wed, 26th Mar 20082:28 pm
Wow. That's just mean… and plus, different people have different opinions as to whats beautiful or 'fugly'. Really, truly unnecessary.
Kat says:
Wed, 26th Mar 20082:58 pm
I agree. You seem to start with "kudos to those who don't live up to the hollywood standard" and then turn around and completely insult their appearance.
Uncalled for.
Chelsea Talks Smack says:
Thu, 27th Mar 200812:44 pm
Sometimes I'm an asshole. Sorry.
Kay says:
Fri, 28th Mar 20083:03 am
Well at least you can admit it I guess
... says:
Tue, 1st Apr 20085:07 pm
i thought this post was hilarious. the media tells us what is supposed to be beautiful but if you look at these people, they arent any better than what you see walking down the street. i think its 'cruel' and 'uncalled for' for these people to be looked at as better than everyone else. in any case, funny! its supposed to be jokes…
Univgurl says:
Sat, 5th Apr 200810:28 pm
Ya'll are trippin.
jess says:
Mon, 15th Jun 20093:06 pm
zac is cute he should not be on this list. . and he aint gay he is just better looking than you.
owen wilson is cute no matter how smashed his face is he is sort of sexy, trust me ugly is alot sexier than pretty!
victoria has a good face she is just way to skinny but she is not ugly.
paris hilton is pretty she may have ugly personality.
tori spelling is not ugly she might not be standard good looking though
this list of people who are supposed to be fugly, well they are not really fugly, they look different, they make alot of money, and that's great.