Top 10 Fugliest Talent
“You’re great but….could you do something about your face???”
The truth is, if you aren’t beautiful–you aren’t the leading lady.
THATS SHOW BIZ, BABY.
But somehow, these folks have managed to trump the odds. Sure, they could have been blessed with better genes, but hey, they’re still racking in the dough and for that, high five to them and their faces.
Just remember, if business gets slow….there’s always surgery.
1. CELINE DION
Good thing her “heart” will go on and on…
Holy INVISALIGN. Could someone get her the hook up? She’s too busy spending money on crack.
3. PARIS HILTON
She just has the dough to “fake it” behind a sh*tload of lipgloss and bleach. Imagine what that face looks like the morning after
4. STAR JONES
What is redeeming about her other than maybe…her “husband”? (who, coincidentally, might just be totally and completely GAY)
Pays off to be related to executives and sh*t, eh? Your dad will love you no matter what you look like, honey.
She has an uncanny resemblance to a frog. UNCANNY.
7. PEREZ HILTON
Yes. you are now a “celebrity”. Cheers, punk.
8. POSH SPICE
She must have pumpkin pie flavored nipples. How else could David Beckhott have fallen for her?
9. ZAC EFRON
The day wax-face “comes out” is the day teen girls’ hearts will simultaneously SHATTER across America. I’d like to know the exact date and time so I can have my earplugs in.
10. OWEN WILSON
All smashed nose and possible-heroin overdose covered up with a suicide attempt aside, It’s amazing how much I’d still like him to ask me on a date. Owen? You out there??
[Got your own 'talented, yet fugly' suggestions? You KNOW we want to hear 'em]