When Crazy Comedians Divorce: Robin Williams

March 27, 2008 1:30 pm     Posted in Buzz  ccandyjessica g+ page

000162dd10dr.jpgPut a “Mork” in it–it’s done! More like Mrs. Doubt-fired! Can’t-”Patch”-up-this-marriage Adams.


By Ccandyjessica

I could go on, but I think you get the gist: Robin Williams is ending his 19-year marriage to Marcia Garces Williams, the former nanny of his child with another wife, Valerie Valardi (holy baby mama drama, Batman!). REPORTS cite “irreconcilable differences.”

All I can say is: sad face.

Who cares if his volume of body hair exceeds that of any animal featured alongside him in Jumanji? Robin Williams is a wildly talented and totally hilarious mofo, with a pretty extensive acting range–he was behind the greatest story of forbidden love ever, FernGully, and then went on to win an Oscar for his role in Good Will Hunting.

So, in the wake of this devastating news, I’m going to go back in Robin Williams time and think about all the interesting movies he has done…

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#5: Mrs. Doubtfire

Talk about character development! But more importantly, talk about how ADORABLE Matthew Lawrence is!! What’s he up to these days, anyway? Do you think he’s single?…Perhaps looking to mingle? Wait, where was I–Oh, right!

 

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#4: RV

Did you even see it? Yeah, didn’t think so–then you wouldn’t know how AWESOME it actually wa–fine. I can’t do this. That movie really was awful. Can I try again?

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#4: Flubber

Upgrade! It was nice to see Williams return to his science-fiction roots, which he hadn’t since his Mork and Mindy days.

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#3: Jumanji

I didn’t already make the joke about him being hairy like the animals in the film, did I? I did? Crap. How about…there were…lots of…pretty…colors…?

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#2: Aladdin

I think a fun drinking game would be a shot for every new voice and impression he ROCKS as the Genie. Or for every homo-erotic reference he, again, rocks as the Genie. If you like where I’m going with this, please see The Birdcage (which has received an Honorable Mention on this list, due to it oozing FIERCENESS!).

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#1: Hook

Take a deep breath and just embrace it: this is the greatest movie. Of all time.

So stay strong, Robin Williams. The world loves and needs you in all of your improving, impersonating, intense-stream-of-consciousness glory.

3 Comments on "When Crazy Comedians Divorce: Robin Williams"

  1. sara says:
    Thu, 27th Mar 200812:23 pm 

    You forgot Robots, Jakob the Liar, What Dreams May Come, and Good Morning Vietnam!!!

  2. Kristen says:
    Thu, 27th Mar 20081:03 pm 

    "Put a “Mork” in it–it’s done! More like Mrs. Doubt-fired! Can’t-”Patch”-up-this-marriage Adams."

    wow. you impress me time and time again with your ability to make the most awkward jokes, i kind of love it.

  3. Sarah says:
    Thu, 27th Mar 20088:40 pm 

    aww c'mon bicentennial man and the dead poets society has to be on there too! (he was also kinda funny in license to wed)

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